Hi, I’m God.

I don’t care how you fight Nazis as long as you fight them.

My grandma told me she’s had enough of the snow because her “trackin’ and trappin’ days are over” and I feel like she owes me an explanation because what?!

Getting lost watching #Spongebob is the best thing to happen to me in days.

Getting teary eyed over Spencer Pratt getting teary eyed over the I Have a Dream speech was not on my bingo card but here we are.
#SpencerPratt #MLKDay