no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times

I chant the “making Christmas, making Christmas” refrain from The Nightmare Before Christmas number On loop in my head throughout the month. “It’s time to give them something fun they‘ll talk about for years to come“

Gingerbread architecture debates are the True hallmark of the season in our house.

i think 40 years have passed, and in the story Snow has been gradually poisoning himself throughout his adult life, so it kind of tracks that he’d age poorly

I’m also really upset that none of the other reporters, nobody in the room said anything - like I’m sorry, these people shout out questions all the time, but no one wanted to shout “did you seriously just call a woman Piggy”???

Tax churches.

If they can prove they’re giving more away than they’re keeping or spending on non-essentials for members, great. Give them an individual tax break.

Make them prove their benevolence if they don’t want to pay in like everyone else.

New rule: if you have enough money for a private island, you have to stay on it.

Rest in peace, Dr. Jane Goodall💚