Oh man, the Seahawks are gonna end this choade’s career so fast.

Let’s hope they beat the ever loving shit out of each other. OT, flight delays.

It takes years to do the sculpting. Even if this passed it would get reversed before it even looked like anyone

Hooooly shit.

Patel wouldn’t make it through basic training. He’d fake asthma or something

I can’t wait until the day I allow myself to watch basketball again.

We have Post Malone at home

Dave Grohl would have been a better choice

I always assure people I’ve helped that they’re doing me a favor by accepting help because helping them makes me feel good. It’s a nice way to let them be grateful for my kindness while also being grateful for their part.

I watched the start and skimmed through to spot watch. Just the most awkward and idiotic thing they could have produced. It’s not a reality show.

Sanders may be a nice kid underneath all the bravado, but a hell of a lot of people dislike the behavior when you’ve done less than nothing.

I am the bird man, skree, skree! I shall now turn into a bird! SKREE, TALON, TALON!

I wish I could drive there and take part in the offensive side. I’m an excellent heckler, fit, white, male, and not afraid to start some shit. I’m the perfect weapon.

Watching a European soccer game when they do it it’s super fast and there’s no fucking around. If they keep 52 people in New York opinion out of it and just let the referee rewatch it and talk to another referee to confirm. It’ll go so much faster that way, it’s the league managing close plays

But what are the pants?
I think the pants are those glass baking dishes that also have a plastic lid that seals

So he’s headed to the Ravens?

Massive criminals who are too stupid to crime correctly.

You’re a witch, Harry.

This motherfucker’s genetics couldn’t make up their goddamn mind until it was too late