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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · May 22

there are only two stories in all of literature: man hates fish (moby dick) and fish hates man (star trek iv: the voyage home)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h

Eric Andre asking Mel B if Margaret Thatcher had girl power

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 10h

Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.

What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.

upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 15h

a man in a star trek uniform is sitting at a table holding a glass

Alt: worf laughing because klingons have two

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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 17h

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 16h

trump take egg

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 17h

“We will see a similar pricing pattern from last year, where we will have higher prices in late fall and winter due to large bird flu outbreaks. Egg prices could double during that time period, and then, as we get closer to summer, when the bird flu is ramping down, we will see a decrease...”

Egg prices could skyrocket as bird flu cases are spiking earlier than expected

Culls of millions of birds are sending egg prices soaring, with experts warning there’s no end in sight

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17h

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.

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Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was.337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
7:14 PM • 10/11/25 • 22K Views

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 17h

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YA TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YA TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YA TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YA TELL ME

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

How can you spot errors if you don't know the syntax? Most programming errors occur when you ask the computer to do something that's completely possible but not what's intended

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 2d

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

Jane
@Whooping_Jane
blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine
Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
1:40 PM • 2/3/19 • Twitter Web Client

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

"what if bitwarden consumed an acre of rainforest every time you auto filled a login prompt"

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

as i think about it, i wonder if people really mean that the ai logs in for them (ie what any password manager does) which is actually worse

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

"sign in with open ai" why do we need another sso provider?

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

no, he's praying against

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

i remember when they'd print the code for pgp onto paper, mail it to canada, then ocr it back into code to compile for international users. encryption software was non exportable but paper pages counted as protected speech.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 16d

One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 2d

yeah. YOU'RE the newbie, I know what I'm doing

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2d

News footage from Portland shows a calm, tranquil city. But an AI video that Stephen Miller texted to Donald Trump shows the city as a burning hellhole. The truth may lie somewhere in between.