Sam Wise
@angryhobbit420.bsky.social
A silly goose, an odd duck, a slinky on the stairs of life 🏳️🌈♠️🐈
The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong.
The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.
The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong.
The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.
"I would like delivery of one mousie please thank you"
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"I would like delivery of one mousie please thank you"
Well this is just right up there with "life needs things to live"
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Well this is just right up there with "life needs things to live"
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
The Economic Times out here just saying the quiet part out loud apparently. (Nope, wasn't just cut off automatically. Clicked through to check.)
While they do include the entire quote a little bit down into the "article", somebody should probably be fired for this. This is poor judgment all around.
While they do include the entire quote a little bit down into the "article", somebody should probably be fired for this. This is poor judgment all around.
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Economic Times out here just saying the quiet part out loud apparently. (Nope, wasn't just cut off automatically. Clicked through to check.)
While they do include the entire quote a little bit down into the "article", somebody should probably be fired for this. This is poor judgment all around.
While they do include the entire quote a little bit down into the "article", somebody should probably be fired for this. This is poor judgment all around.
I think the world would be a better place if we all delighted in being silly gooses more often
[Sorry no alt text but....dude, It's really fucking long]
[.....that's what she said]
[Sorry no alt text but....dude, It's really fucking long]
[.....that's what she said]
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I think the world would be a better place if we all delighted in being silly gooses more often
[Sorry no alt text but....dude, It's really fucking long]
[.....that's what she said]
[Sorry no alt text but....dude, It's really fucking long]
[.....that's what she said]
I tried. I tried so hard to get them to look at the camera.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I tried. I tried so hard to get them to look at the camera.
Yes, I COULD take a cute picture of the cat. Or I could take this picture instead.
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yes, I COULD take a cute picture of the cat. Or I could take this picture instead.
Um........ I mean technically the most dangerous aspect of my life is my job cuz people can't drive for shit?
(Had the correct customer's bag, but it contained another customer's order. Had to take a photo.)
(Had the correct customer's bag, but it contained another customer's order. Had to take a photo.)
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Um........ I mean technically the most dangerous aspect of my life is my job cuz people can't drive for shit?
(Had the correct customer's bag, but it contained another customer's order. Had to take a photo.)
(Had the correct customer's bag, but it contained another customer's order. Had to take a photo.)
Okay so I was trying to take a cute picture of my lap full of kitties but the flash makes it look like a hostage photo and the fact that Voldemort is grooming herself makes her look like some sort of HP Loveracist cthulian creation
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Okay so I was trying to take a cute picture of my lap full of kitties but the flash makes it look like a hostage photo and the fact that Voldemort is grooming herself makes her look like some sort of HP Loveracist cthulian creation
I took this because of my horror at my girlfriend ordering salad instead of soup
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I took this because of my horror at my girlfriend ordering salad instead of soup
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
Who knew I would ever need this picture again
It's just a snoozely day
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's just a snoozely day
Yeah I guess it's that kind of day
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yeah I guess it's that kind of day
My girlfriend and I were amusing ourselves taking pictures of Voldemort from each of our respective angles. I am pleased with the results.
......... hey, some of us have to make our own entertainment. Weed is only an incidental part of this.
......... hey, some of us have to make our own entertainment. Weed is only an incidental part of this.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My girlfriend and I were amusing ourselves taking pictures of Voldemort from each of our respective angles. I am pleased with the results.
......... hey, some of us have to make our own entertainment. Weed is only an incidental part of this.
......... hey, some of us have to make our own entertainment. Weed is only an incidental part of this.
Today's tips include a homemade cupcake 💖
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Today's tips include a homemade cupcake 💖
For my own personal memories. Y'all can't see jack shit 😂
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
For my own personal memories. Y'all can't see jack shit 😂
Just the laziest, wake & bake Sunday morning, and Voldemort couldn't be happier
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just the laziest, wake & bake Sunday morning, and Voldemort couldn't be happier
