Sam Wise
@angryhobbit420.bsky.social
A silly goose, an odd duck, a slinky on the stairs of life 🏳️🌈♠️🐈
The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong.
The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.
The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong.
The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Gonna watch this on a loop until my eyeballs bleed.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Gonna watch this on a loop until my eyeballs bleed.
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Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
"I would like delivery of one mousie please thank you"
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"I would like delivery of one mousie please thank you"
Well this is just right up there with "life needs things to live"
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Well this is just right up there with "life needs things to live"
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake."
Irish proverb
Irish proverb
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake."
Irish proverb
Irish proverb
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I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
The Economic Times out here just saying the quiet part out loud apparently. (Nope, wasn't just cut off automatically. Clicked through to check.)
While they do include the entire quote a little bit down into the "article", somebody should probably be fired for this. This is poor judgment all around.
While they do include the entire quote a little bit down into the "article", somebody should probably be fired for this. This is poor judgment all around.
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Economic Times out here just saying the quiet part out loud apparently. (Nope, wasn't just cut off automatically. Clicked through to check.)
While they do include the entire quote a little bit down into the "article", somebody should probably be fired for this. This is poor judgment all around.
While they do include the entire quote a little bit down into the "article", somebody should probably be fired for this. This is poor judgment all around.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
I think the world would be a better place if we all delighted in being silly gooses more often
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December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I think the world would be a better place if we all delighted in being silly gooses more often
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I tried. I tried so hard to get them to look at the camera.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I tried. I tried so hard to get them to look at the camera.
If you're in Northern California be aware there's a scam caller that's got their caller ID showing as "Healthcare" to entice you to pick up at which point they try to sell you a house in Folsom.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you're in Northern California be aware there's a scam caller that's got their caller ID showing as "Healthcare" to entice you to pick up at which point they try to sell you a house in Folsom.