The Tim
@angryoldtim.bsky.social
I host the goofy improvised sci-fi podcast "Dispatches from the Multiverse" & comment on podcasts, data, games, LEGO, real estate, economics, EVs, drones, & all things awesome. https://dispatches.fm/
I've seen the movie Groundhog Day at least 30 times. On today's viewing I came up with a new theory:
Ned Ryerson has a device that can induce time loops in people. He uses it to maximize the number of insurance policies he can sell.
#GroundhogDay #movies #NedRyerson
Ned Ryerson has a device that can induce time loops in people. He uses it to maximize the number of insurance policies he can sell.
#GroundhogDay #movies #NedRyerson
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I've seen the movie Groundhog Day at least 30 times. On today's viewing I came up with a new theory:
Ned Ryerson has a device that can induce time loops in people. He uses it to maximize the number of insurance policies he can sell.
#GroundhogDay #movies #NedRyerson
Ned Ryerson has a device that can induce time loops in people. He uses it to maximize the number of insurance policies he can sell.
#GroundhogDay #movies #NedRyerson
Here is your annual reminder that the Unicode Consortium continues to fail us by refusing to add a groundhog emoji. #GroundhogDay #PunxsutawneyPhil #emojiemoji-style
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Here is your annual reminder that the Unicode Consortium continues to fail us by refusing to add a groundhog emoji. #GroundhogDay #PunxsutawneyPhil #emojiemoji-style
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today!
It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
Not hardly.
It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
Not hardly.
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today!
It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
Not hardly.
It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
Not hardly.
Saw Robin Leach's name in the Epstein files. Weird that he never did an episode about that particular lifestyle of the rich and famous. 🤔
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Saw Robin Leach's name in the Epstein files. Weird that he never did an episode about that particular lifestyle of the rich and famous. 🤔
Turns out all those "silly" animal costumes at protests have a real, practical use. #AbolishICE
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Turns out all those "silly" animal costumes at protests have a real, practical use. #AbolishICE
There was an entire movie about what a stupid idea this would be. Multiple movies, actually.
This idiotic administration has big Torment Nexus energy.
This idiotic administration has big Torment Nexus energy.
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 PM
There was an entire movie about what a stupid idea this would be. Multiple movies, actually.
This idiotic administration has big Torment Nexus energy.
This idiotic administration has big Torment Nexus energy.
The Patriots are great…
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 AM
The Patriots are great…
It's literally the meme.
January 20, 2026 at 9:34 PM
It's literally the meme.
Trying to create a shipping label this morning and the USPS website is falling on its face. Six separate error banners popped up just trying to load my address book. 😬
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Trying to create a shipping label this morning and the USPS website is falling on its face. Six separate error banners popped up just trying to load my address book. 😬
That traitorous ghoul has obviously never actually watched Star Trek.
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
That traitorous ghoul has obviously never actually watched Star Trek.
Waltzing around the world unilaterally imposing the will of US leadership on sovereign nations couldn't possibly have horrible repercussions down the line… right?
Right?
Right?
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Waltzing around the world unilaterally imposing the will of US leadership on sovereign nations couldn't possibly have horrible repercussions down the line… right?
Right?
Right?
Sad commentary on the US education system that every retail place feels compelled to post lengthy notices like this explaining the simple concept of rounding to the nearest 5. 🤦🏻
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Sad commentary on the US education system that every retail place feels compelled to post lengthy notices like this explaining the simple concept of rounding to the nearest 5. 🤦🏻
Me, looking back at all the things that happened in 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Me, looking back at all the things that happened in 2025.
What the heck, Kellogg's.
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What the heck, Kellogg's.
Whenever I visit my parents, I like to Seuss-ify the grocery list they keep on a whiteboard on their fridge. Both of these only had one item on the list before I made my improvements.
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Whenever I visit my parents, I like to Seuss-ify the grocery list they keep on a whiteboard on their fridge. Both of these only had one item on the list before I made my improvements.
![Screenshot of a 2016 tweet by @pixelatedboat
"The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck [is racist, crossed out] plays poker"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d4zl5xd4v3ybbc4i72uzvkvh/bafkreibxai66sufurl254wyiedz2txoadywyj22ngzq5w2jx75ydlwkkbu@jpeg)
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Hot tip for ppl who live in the Pacific NW & miss the old Costco muffins:
WinCo now sells _very similar_ muffins! Maybe a tad bit smaller, but very close.
They have all the classic flavors: almond poppyseed, double chocolate, blueberry, & a ton of NEW flavors, like huckleberry lemon! 😋 #food
WinCo now sells _very similar_ muffins! Maybe a tad bit smaller, but very close.
They have all the classic flavors: almond poppyseed, double chocolate, blueberry, & a ton of NEW flavors, like huckleberry lemon! 😋 #food
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hot tip for ppl who live in the Pacific NW & miss the old Costco muffins:
WinCo now sells _very similar_ muffins! Maybe a tad bit smaller, but very close.
They have all the classic flavors: almond poppyseed, double chocolate, blueberry, & a ton of NEW flavors, like huckleberry lemon! 😋 #food
WinCo now sells _very similar_ muffins! Maybe a tad bit smaller, but very close.
They have all the classic flavors: almond poppyseed, double chocolate, blueberry, & a ton of NEW flavors, like huckleberry lemon! 😋 #food
I literally just today realized that in Dr. Seuss' pen name "Theo LeSieg" he just spelled his last name backwards. 🙃
![Dr. Seuss
[photo of Dr. Seuss]
Dr. Seuss in 1957
Born
Theodor Seuss Geisel
March 2, 1904
Springfield, Massachusetts, U.S.
Died
September 24, 1991 (aged 87)
San Diego, California, U.S.
Pen name
Theo LeSieg
Rosetta Stone
Occupation
Children's author
political cartoonist
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November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I literally just today realized that in Dr. Seuss' pen name "Theo LeSieg" he just spelled his last name backwards. 🙃