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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼

@angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

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Who couldn’t use a little terror in the garden? ☠️ Building gardens for 27 years 🌴 Lived through a civil war, escaped a totalitarian theocracy, can’t believe I’m living through this shit again 🐑💨 She/her/dude Ally to 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 BLM

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 20d

I really do try to follow back and I apologize for not following through. I click follow, look at that person’s profile and 30 min later I’m down a rabbit hole of their posts and then the next thing you know it’s 4am.

Forgive me.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3m

He’s up till 3am rage tweeting while snorting adderall. Then takes 4 Xanax and watches Fox till his man servant comes in to change his diaper, inject him with an upper, and send him down to the office so he can have his benzo withdrawal rage and snort more adderall

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 18m

That whole thing about their reputation. Boy, you don’t have any reputation other than pure shit

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 19m

His statement is true. He also sits on a gold throne. He himself is not wealthy. The church hoards treasures. He’s calling out a vulture class that preys on us all. He is in a city state and wears fancy frocks.

All of that is conflicting and also true. Lots of things can be true at the same time

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

I am the hedge trimmer at Antifa corporate. I also do bikini waxes for Antifa C suite and shareholders

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

I feel like regardless of who is speaker and what party they represent, no one person in congress should have the power to shut down the house

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

Need bright orange flags that say “ICEHOLE” to fly out of the cars. And Turkey in the Straw on loud speakers

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

Vlady Vlad and the fun bunch

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 4h

Can we still American flag boxer shorts where maga’s taint sweat collects?

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

Remember Paul Ryan listening to Rage Against the Machine?

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

This is like Paul Ryan bragging about how cool he was for listening to Rage Against The Machine. He was the machine.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

I imagine they’ve specifically recruited the very brown and black gang members they pretend to go after. Give them a payout and the promise of turning a blind eye to their crimes for a chance to commit official gov crimes. Authoritarianism finds the worst ppl in communities to reward

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

We got Antifa’s sister’s uncle’s second cousins’ girlfriend’s former roommate’s HS guidance councilor!

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Bishop Joey (he/him) @bishopjoey.bsky.social · 1d

Social media post from @DrChrisThompson (dated 17/12/2021):
Time for your annual reminder that, according to A Christmas Carol, Bob Cratchit makes 15 shillings a week. Adjusted for inflation, that's $530.27/wk, $27,574/yr, or 13.50/hr.
Most Americans on minimum wage earn less than a Dickensian allegory for destitution.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

Want some grift with your mom’s heart meds?

Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 17h

it’s all just a grift

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Gail Carriger @gailcarriger.bsky.social · 21h

Today is World Octopus Day! I have always been a fan, well before I was a writer. I got to see this vessel in person back in my archeologist days.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

Cato likes to say a couple things that make sense, like advocating open borders, then go fuck off being terrible again

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

Hey Apple, go eff your own face

David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 22h

DEI for me, not for thee.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

All my devices are Apple. You could call me an iWhore. How do I boycott Apple other than not upgrading my devices? Already cancelled Apple TV. This isn’t as cut and dry as boycotting Disney

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

Not counting my chickens. They’ve broken cease fires before

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ClassicXBooks @classicxbooks.bsky.social · 7h

And I’d do it again!

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

Is this from his actual legit twitter feed?

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

Look on the bright side. Pretty soon you can grow figs and nopale which need heat and not much water.

Yay.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

I love how I spelled fiancé

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

Eyeshadow needs blending

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

Give her a break. Shes twice divorced, her 3rd finance’ left her, she’s living in sin with a man who won’t marry her after 8 years, and as JD Vance says, she’s angry since she’s never had kids.

She needs to smile more, wear frilly dresses, stay home, and bake