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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼

@angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

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Who couldn’t use a little terror in the garden? ☠️ Building gardens for 27 years 🌴 Lived through a civil war, escaped a totalitarian theocracy, can’t believe I’m living through this shit again 🐑💨 She/her/dude Ally to 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 BLM

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 20d

I really do try to follow back and I apologize for not following through. I click follow, look at that person’s profile and 30 min later I’m down a rabbit hole of their posts and then the next thing you know it’s 4am.

Forgive me.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1m

a woman is singing into a microphone while a man sits at a keyboard in a store .

Alt: a woman is singing into a microphone while a man sits at a keyboard in a store .

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 4m

Subversion has always been a part of resistance regardless of the stage of fascism we’re in

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7m

You were all so lucky to have each other for as long as you did ❤️

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 18m

Um.

Yea we know where this will end.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 22m

When I was a kid I saw my friend’s dad hanging by his neck from a construction crane downtown Tehran. Ppl still used humor and yes dancing in overt and covert ways, even at risk of death. Protest and resistance have multiple forms. There’s room for frogs and blocking and fighting

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 56m

No dancing = okay
Dancing = not okay

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 57m

So, the baby hasn’t even formed yet after birth? Then he’s saying it’s not a baby when it’s in utero which means all anti-choice laws are bullshit. He said it folks, not me

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

Their antisemitic dog whistle is more like the trash truck past your window at 4am

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

You understand that ICE is shooting and killing people without justification and that this commercial parody is distracting from that, right?

Not to mention that she isn’t blocking ICE.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

You seem upset

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1h

Following ICE agents around like

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjet...

Family Guy Stewie follows fat people with tuba

YouTube video by Family Guy King

www.youtube.com

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sweetchocolatemeat.bsky.social @sweetchocolatemeat.bsky.social · 3h

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

Check out how Serbs overthrew their dictator, Milosevich

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

My favorite band of the 1980’s and 90’s Milwaukee. Nirvana, Beck, and Pearl Jam also loved them. Sadly one of the brothers died. Gone far too long 🐸

I’ve Done Drugs

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The Frogs - I've Got Drugs (Out Of The Mist)

YouTube video by destr100

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

I got one welcome our frog overlords

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 3h

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 3h

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

Ted is literally the reason I watched the show. I live for his air guitar solo face

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Scrubs Air Band - More Than a Feeling by Boston

YouTube video by Alec Robinson

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

Sure thing bub. It will happen and if you can’t prove that all of your ancestors were legal, you’re what did you call it, an “undocumented foreign national”.

Ironically naturalized citizens would be legal but yam tits himself nor his kids would be

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

Nope. yam tits signed an executive order. Project 2025 demand it. Maga demands it. SCOTUS is already scheduled to hear a case about it. House and Senate demand it. Sorry, you don’t make the rules, yam tits does

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

But they won’t have this

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Scrubs Ted's Band Every song!!

YouTube video by Sam James

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

www.breitbart.com/politics/202...

PragerU -- Heritage Foundation Legal Fellow: Birthright Citizenship ‘Inconsistent’ with Constitution

Universal birthright citizenship "isn't required by the 14th Amendment's text or historical context," Heritage Foundation's Amy Swearer said.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

Not according to the yam tits Reich

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

US has put their foot on the necks of child and young adult immigrants who rose up to be the top scientists. They don’t have a resume to show, they come and work damn hard. Then there’s the adults in those fields the US has already disappeared

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 4h

She needs to smile more but how can she? Twice divorced, her 3rd fiancée left her, she’s been living in sin with a man who won’t marry her for 8 years, and she’s never had kids. Shes the angry childless lady JD Vance in all his wisdom warned us about. JD needs to get her fired so she can stay home

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 4h

The “fuck your feelings” crowd wants an apology bc their wives cried. After that willingly spent $600 on a grift from the trump crime family

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7h