Prof. Saab Story
@angryprof.bsky.social
Tenured in rage, adjunct in joy. Driver of a dying Saab. Publisher of papers I had to pay for. Normally surrounded by incompetence and incontinence. Failed gardener. Satire.
“Thank you for your email. I will be away from the office for a few weeks. If this is a review request, the answer is. Baaeee.”
#AcademicSky
#AcademicSky
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“Thank you for your email. I will be away from the office for a few weeks. If this is a review request, the answer is. Baaeee.”
#AcademicSky
#AcademicSky
How about YOU READ THE DAMN THING?
“Suffocate your neurons, for the low price of $20/month!”
#AcademicSky
“Suffocate your neurons, for the low price of $20/month!”
#AcademicSky
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How about YOU READ THE DAMN THING?
“Suffocate your neurons, for the low price of $20/month!”
#AcademicSky
“Suffocate your neurons, for the low price of $20/month!”
#AcademicSky
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me after a AI-generated Linked In post full of psycho-babble and inane icons.
Felt the same way learning how to put in washer fluid into my Saab.
#academicsky
Felt the same way learning how to put in washer fluid into my Saab.
#academicsky
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Me after a AI-generated Linked In post full of psycho-babble and inane icons.
Felt the same way learning how to put in washer fluid into my Saab.
#academicsky
Felt the same way learning how to put in washer fluid into my Saab.
#academicsky
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is giving me fits. “Because its my academic duty … “
(Excuse me while i attend to a screaming break light on my Saab)
(Excuse me while i attend to a screaming break light on my Saab)
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is giving me fits. “Because its my academic duty … “
(Excuse me while i attend to a screaming break light on my Saab)
(Excuse me while i attend to a screaming break light on my Saab)
And I don’t blame this choice.
Open Access isn’t Open Your Wallets please, libraries and academics.
#academicsky
Open Access isn’t Open Your Wallets please, libraries and academics.
#academicsky
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
And I don’t blame this choice.
Open Access isn’t Open Your Wallets please, libraries and academics.
#academicsky
Open Access isn’t Open Your Wallets please, libraries and academics.
#academicsky
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
‘Learn how to write peer reviews that benefit authors.’ Translation: unpaid labor training so publishers can invoice us $3,000 a paper.
#academicsky
#academicsky
September 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
‘Learn how to write peer reviews that benefit authors.’ Translation: unpaid labor training so publishers can invoice us $3,000 a paper.
#academicsky
#academicsky