angryteacher.bsky.social
@angryteacher.bsky.social
Having a wonderful day playing with all the toys due to arrive December 23. I picked them up from #AustraliaPost this morning. Postie didn't even get out the van on xmas eve to leave a card. I had to find out from #temu that my Christmas presents were waiting to be picked up. I H8 u so much @auspost
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Dear @temu,
Please note, billionaires dont use #australiapost. If you want us to shop for christmas on #blackfriday you have to get it here within a month. Thanks for ruining christmas for my kids, #Temu and Australia Post.
#NoMoreOnlineShopping
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just watched a bloke get out his car, smash a man-perfume bottle on the street out front of my house, then pick up the broken bits to smear the last bits of cologne on his neck. I coughed, he looked up, then shamefacedly collected all the bits up.
#perth
#perf
#citylife
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The only person who needs a gun is a murderer.
#bondi
#guncontrol
#nomorerandomkilling
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
When did #tinder go from 'No uncircumcised men thx' to 'Not interested in vaccinated men?'
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
What's more PC? Indian giver, South Asian giver or Native American giver? #etymology
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Fuck me, the old school media dropped the ball on their tv line up tonight.
#socialmediaban
#auspol
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It was lunchtime in the schoolyard, and a great howl was heard, as a whole generation found they were locked out of snapchat a day early.

'But didn't the government already ban phones in schools?'

Now, let me tell you a little bit about government bans...
#socialmediaban
#auspol
#suxtobeakid
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Thinking of giving up social media on December 10. If my kids can do it, I should be able to too. Quit day: December 10.

#IsTinderSocialMedia?
#December10
#QuitSocialMedia
#Auspol
#HelloFellowKids
#SocialMediaBan
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Can someone make an #aussie #mod for #StardewValley that makes the animals and plants aussie? Make the racoons into platypuses etc? Will pay. @stardewvalley.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Someone with questions should probably allow answers. Take your racist 1 sides conversations elsewhere please.
Australia - I have questions.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I told my kid "Hey cut out this 6/7 shit, remember 9/11" He asked me why americans are crap at chess. "Huh?" I replied. "Because they already lost their 2 towers" he's 10.
#sixseven
#parenting
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
If you wish to post things in a public space for strangers to read, but don't want to let strangers comment on them, maybe you are a narcissist?
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I just wanted to appreciate the use of the term bogansploitation, but when a cunt blocks random comments in a public space, they're missing the point entirely and should go back to real life.
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Muted the word 'podcast'. Please just shut the fuck up.
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
After all this time, the Bayswater bridge finally takes out a train, its hunger for trucks no longer being fed. Meanwhile, the Boorloo bridge decides it doesn't want to wear the pretty lights.
#perth
#perf
#justperththings
#bayswaterbridge
#trainderailment
#bridgesrevolt
#bridgesarepeopletoo
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Student: Why can't I just use #Chatgtp to write my essay?
Me: Can you lift 500kg with your own arms or would you use a forklift?
Student: Forklift
Me: So would you say "I can lift 500kg" or would you say "I can use a forklift"?
Student: *angry stupid noises #teacherlife #ai
#sixseven #skibidi
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Anyone out there please can you tell me wtf they talkin bout? I'm a positive, pro life guy who never dreamed of spewing up a nice meal to stay thin. What I Do?
#censored
#huh
#noidea
#suicideisbad
#anorexiaisbad
#israelisbad
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy October 7th. Let's all agree that the death of 1200 colonisers is better than the death of 64000 humans.
##HappyOct7
##FreePalestine
October 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
When you're watching #alienearth and you have the annoying feeling you've seen that guy somewhere before...
#adrianedmonson
#theyoungones
#shitchatgtp
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I feel sorry for the #meatmaster girlfriend. You can see her more worried about keeping him balanced than anything else. Manchild who never learned to regulate his emotions. Imagine living with this guy? #mkr
September 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I continue to buy magnets from temu without knowing why. Did my mum take panadol? #autism
September 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I was raised to understand that you boo the bad guy in a pantomime. Booing your opponent in a match was just bad sportsmanship. When did we become such a nation of insecure little racist homophobic cunts?
#adelaide
#crows
#losers
#itsoktobegay
#collingwood
September 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Block. The Voice. Survivor. Remember when Aussie commercial TV wasn't just fake reality?
#TheBlockAU
#SurvivorAU
#TheVoiceAU
#AustinABC
#ThePirateBay
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM