she james my p until I sullivan

waking up to an ancient sadness

the guy behind me who said "bless you" when I sneezed at whole foods today

Literally thousands of VHS tapes of

imagine this guy screaming "let me see you get low you scared you scared" at you and tell me that doesn't make you a little bit nervous

ill always remember the standing ovation in the theater when jake sooly ratatouilled this mf.. now that was cinema

this is exactly why I have truss issues