People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

My favorite song from the movie 💚🩷

“I haven’t been to a iHop since they found Elizabeth Smart there.” - My Brother in Law (no sarcasm)

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

“My dad’s danish so we have those a lot… I usually just put Nutella on mine.”
- child at my work

I love when someone posts on Facebook marketplace and says “NO NEGOTIATIONS THE PRICE IS ALREADY LOW ENOUGH” and then you see that they have had it up for 8 months and have lowered it 6 times since you first liked it. 🤔

I now have a modded 3DS XL
Feeling: epic 😎