guy who refers to boobs as wobbly bobblers

This is Too Much News. The human brain is not designed to withstand this level of news.

RIP, uploaded the wrong picture for this. The picture in the original post is the Buried Pyramid of Sekhemkhet. I've attached the correct picture of the Layer Pyramid here.

There's very few ANYTHINGS in the world that more or less every human alive knows about, and yet pretty much everybody you've ever met knows the Egyptian pyramids. But what do you REALLY know about them? They somehow permeate our culture's background, yet most people don't really understand them.

Think we're gonna dive back into history stuff tomorrow with the rebirth of The Pyramid Explainer Thread because God only knows you cannot fucking discuss conspiracy theories without eventually circling back to the pyramids at some point so we might as well get that one out of the way lol.

How many of these whiskey milkshakes can I drink before I say something so slutty it will embarrass me tomorrow? Stay tuned and find out.

LinkedIn would not exist in a healthy society

Boy scientists finally work up courage to talk to girls.

The conspiracy that the American government created the polar vortex storm that fucked a giant part of the continent up specifically to keep the biblical Leviathan in hibernation because it lives just off the eastern seaboard is like the funniest thing I've seen in a hot minute. I love it so much!

Well, it's been a long, long time, but I suppose it's been over a year since I had to delete the last account due to That Stalker We Won't Name, and people have been asking for another non-fiction account so... here I am, again?

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