🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

RIP, Norm.

Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
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People are making an "L" shape with their fingers to their foreheads at me when I drive around in my cybertruck, indicating they Love the car

I met my 15 year old self for coffee and she was so annoying omg

ok but what if i want a girl with a long skirt and a shoooooorrrrrt jacket?

Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife
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Miles, tell her

Do this instead of sending a ffff'ing letter!!!
@thedevil.bsky.social @davidhogg.bsky.social @kenmartin.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @maddow.msnbc.com @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social @jenpsaki.msnbc.com @abbyphillip.bsky.social

“you’re so funny”

thanks :) I needed to hear that today :)