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i did meet some of the most insufferable people… but they also met me
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I’ve realized that my dream existence is Madame Leota from the Haunted Mansion: a disembodied head in a bubble, floating around and saying weird shit.
Election nights with my parents are fun because it’s just the three of us screaming agreeing opinions at each other followed by “I’M NOT CRAZY, RIGHT?!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i’m here i’m queer i’m very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under
September 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
forever confuses me that a go-to conservative form of “protest” is to order from starbucks because what is being accomplished there?
September 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
absolutely mindblowing how many people are showing their ass about charlie kirk
September 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
drank an icy tea for the first time in forever and it was like getting punched in the mouth by 7th grade
September 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
that’s not “before and after” that’s just being catholic
September 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The only way I will accept an American Psycho musical is if it is a Huey Lewis and the News jukebox musical.
September 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
me refreshing ap and reuters once again
September 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My favorite part of watching local news is the fact that no one knows where neighborhoods actually are. “So-and-so, reporting from Kensington—“ Fishtown. “This is So-and-so, reporting live from Port Richmond—“ FISHTOWN.
August 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
That Alaska summit was the ultimate “this meeting could have been an e-mail.”
August 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ah, the charming boomer trait of having their phone’s volume up all the way so I get to enjoy every fucking keystroke as they text what seems to be a novel.
August 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ELF Cosmetics saw the controversy surrounding American Eagle’s campaign with Sydney Sweeney and went, “Oh, hell, we can do WAY better than that.”
August 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Petition to replace the Columbus statue in Marconi Plaza with Nick Sirianni.
February 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
my neighbor has been singing “we are the champions” at top volume for a week
February 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
oh my god CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE MITCH MCCONNELL ALREADY HE IS LITERALLY BANGING ON THE DOOR
February 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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even the senate stairs are doing more than the dems
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
the absolute audacity of the dnc to keep asking me for money when they are doing absolutely nothing substantial against the gop
February 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hurry up
January 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
can’t wait to hear everyone tell the same unfunny “captain america is a dei hire” joke roughly six million times!!
January 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
fingers crossed
January 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
xfinity sending me a “rate your experience with us” text during a service outage is peak xfinity
January 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Watching ‘The King’s Speech’ and Asquith saying “I have found it impossible to believe that there is any man in the world so lacking in moral feeling as Hitler” has me like
a woman in a brown shirt is standing in front of a green door .
ALT: a woman in a brown shirt is standing in front of a green door .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
BIRDS TO THE BOWL

SOMEONE DRIVE AN ATV UP THE ART MUSEUM STEPS AGAIN
January 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Can’t wait for the memes about the repeated warnings to Washington.
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“Bradley Cooper, fired up!”

Bradley Cooper: 😐
January 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM