Or maybe a couple of Love Boat episodes smooshed together.

I feel like maybe we should lay some blame on Robert Altman for that formula (i.e. Short Cuts).

Yes. Golden raisins, in particular. Do you have a Scandinavian background? I'm wondering if that's a thing with this version.

And now we have the Thing I Learned Today.

I didn't know it could be made without baking. Both of my grandmothers had their own recipes, one with a much thicker custard than the other. Both baked.

Nothing is the best.

I don't think I made you pecan. Or did I? There were a lot of pies in those heady years.

I've spoken about this with parents who have moved into this stage of parenting, where parents get genuine enjoyment from inspiring an eye roll from their kid. I'm sure there's some research on why, but I just like that it happens.

Shaping was the hardest part for me. I finally ended up with the poking a hole method.

Not to mention all the teen movie villains that ended up being role models for the "temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

"I wrote some stuff. Kenny Loggins heard it, so you know."

youtu.be/vnTWdvdOkmA?...

Gotta start calling people by their actual titles "Hey Moms First Boyfriend from Middle School Her Parents Never Let Go and Still Love and Now I Call Uncle Pat because He's A Family Friend, pass the butter?"

I think you ought to be careful, maybe walk on the other side of the street. Those chains don't look like they're going to hold.