if i write a pataphysical SCP about their universe slowly dying because a bunch of dweebs who "like horror" but hate all the horror parts started an edit war on the wiki, got one of the mods on their side, and won, they'll throw tomatoes at me

worst of all is i feel like it's all partially my fault

to be fair, when other recipes from the era this one looks to be from involve suspending cold hotdogs in unflavored jello, or hollowing out an entire loaf of bologna and filling it with olives and mayonnaise, then yeah, these definitely *would* be Dishes Men Like

Olympics games are the videogame equivalent of the coelacanth, like here's a genre that started in 1983 with Konami's Track and Field that's almost entirely mashing a button as fast as you can and occasionally pressing a direction, and not a single thing has changed about them since then. incredible

honestly kind of getting tired of """""hilarious""""" ironic re-releases of games nobody ever played or cared about now

99 bug reports in the code
99 bug reports
you take one down
patch it around
116 bug reports in the code

i literally saw a tumblr post about this last night

"ironic" racism turning out to be *actual* racism? who could have guessed! besides literally anyone with even the most cursory knowledge of the history of the internet, i mean

Biffo the Bear Productions presents "Bear Getting Hit By Football"

it's because the right doesn't actually give a single shit about the jewish people beyond how the prophecies of the death cult masquerading as christianity say israel's existence is a prerequisite for sacrificing them all to kickstart the end of the world

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhce...