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he/him, 30+ | #antifa | #BLM | #ACAB
if #MarvelRivals season trailers were honest they'd be like "here's the new map for this upcoming season... and you will never ever actually get to play a match here. have fun in Shin Shibuya and Klyntar, bitches"
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
oOoOoOoOhh look at meeeeee, i'm a Scarlet Wiiiiitch main, i'm so gOoOoOoOd at Marvel Rivals, my primary fire just has to be aimed in the general direction of an opponent to latch on and my ult is sv_cheats 1 killall, i'm sOoOoOoOo skilled, oOoOoOoOoOohhhhhhhh
January 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
if you're all "GDQ used to be fun but it's corporate and sanitized and boring now" i'm just going to assume you got banned in the chat for calling trans runners slurs
January 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
mf'ers will sit there and say shit like "modern SCP is still good, actually" while dogshit like 9434 is sitting at the top of the top rated pages of the last 30 days list
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
could we maybe just fast-forward to the part where everyone involved in this administration gets sent to the fucking Hague
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
- demands unwavering loyalty
- seeks disproportionate retribution and calls his army of sycophants to action at perceived wrongs
- ALL CAPS when he gets mad
- random Words Capitalized for no Real Reason
- claims he's in perfect health, obviously isn't

am i talking about Donald Trump, or Chris-Chan
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
why you gotta call me out like this, Megaman
December 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
remember when #SCP was collaborative horror fiction with a scientific bent and a touch of magical realism instead of a race to find the worst puns in the english language and jingle them in front of a bunch of dorks' faces like a set of keys for upvotes? god i miss that
December 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
crazy how christmas sneaks up on people and so many are only just now getting their grocery shopping done for it. if only we lived in a society that dedicates a third of the year to the lead-up to christmas
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm fucking *trying*, Megaman
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm fucking trying my best here, Megaman
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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who needs AI for story prompts when you have the bug reports for Dwarf Fortress
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
torn between "add hairstyles to glamour sets" and "actually implement the summoner egi glamours they promised all the way back in Heavensward"
#wolqotd #wolquestion

You have been granted one (1) minor boon from Yoshi-P: you can add, subtract, or change something about FFXIV in a *minor* way, no restructuring entire systems or expac stories, nothing that changes the course of the narrative. What do you choose?
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs

TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I made this meme for all of you.

You know what to do.
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
as a weird nerd kid in the 90s who loved aliens and paranormal shit i should have been absolutely insufferable about loving Star Trek TNG and X-Files yet somehow i managed to dodge both
October 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
MAGAts, who worship a dude that looks like a garbage bag full of expired ham with a dead cat stapled to it, are making fun of Governor Pritzker on twitter for being fat
October 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Donatello would hate chatGPT" he's a teenager in the year 2025, he lives and breathes that shit
October 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
does anybody actually LIKE Fireball or does it just keep afloat by being the official whiskey of underage drinking
September 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Man what's the deal lately with right-wing shitheads who skipped every single cutscene in #ffxiv screeching "we're taking our series BACK from the libs!" like they aren't the bad guys in every single one of them
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
had a dream last night that #FFXIV got banned in the US because Trump started playing it and when SE found out they gave his character a custom title (Epstein's Best Pal) that he couldn't change or remove, and when he demanded they stop doing it they changed it to Pedophile
September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM