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From the “most transparent administration in American history” 🙄
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
From the “most transparent administration in American history” 🙄
800 people attended that meeting and Hegseth was the 801st most qualified to lead it.
October 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
800 people attended that meeting and Hegseth was the 801st most qualified to lead it.
Wow! Major breaking news from the trump administration … a name change.
September 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Wow! Major breaking news from the trump administration … a name change.
Moving Space Command…
September 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Moving Space Command…
Keeping score
July 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Keeping score
Newsom FTW!
July 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Newsom FTW!
FBI Director Kash Patel appears shocked by all of this.
July 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
FBI Director Kash Patel appears shocked by all of this.
All we know for sure is that FBI Director Kash Patel looks shocked to learn Epstein committed suicide and never kept a client list.
July 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
All we know for sure is that FBI Director Kash Patel looks shocked to learn Epstein committed suicide and never kept a client list.
“I'm just saying they don't need to have 30 dolls. They can have three. They don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five.”
May 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I'm just saying they don't need to have 30 dolls. They can have three. They don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five.”
And then Fox News spent the entire night saying “this was all part of his plan”
April 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
And then Fox News spent the entire night saying “this was all part of his plan”
Lord knows they will never go hungry
April 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Lord knows they will never go hungry
Turns out the biggest issue in the Musk-Rubio cabinet fight wasn’t about Musk and doge —it was VP Vance getting “too cozy” with the sofa before Rubio sat down on it.
March 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Turns out the biggest issue in the Musk-Rubio cabinet fight wasn’t about Musk and doge —it was VP Vance getting “too cozy” with the sofa before Rubio sat down on it.
Sounds about right
February 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sounds about right
My retirement plan is now a chicken coop
February 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My retirement plan is now a chicken coop
Eggs are so expensive, I started buying Fabergé—cheaper and lasts longer.
February 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Eggs are so expensive, I started buying Fabergé—cheaper and lasts longer.
Hegseth, Gaetz, Noem, Gabbard, Musk … the garbage truck is starting to make sense
November 14, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Hegseth, Gaetz, Noem, Gabbard, Musk … the garbage truck is starting to make sense