Headlines & Punchlines
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These files are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on Spring Break
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
These files are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on Spring Break
The files are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on Spring Break
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The files are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on Spring Break
Even Sin isn’t as guilty as trump
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Even Sin isn’t as guilty as trump
Cost estimates being shared are between $6 MM and $7MM for this b.s. meeting that could have been a $1 zoom call.
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Cost estimates being shared are between $6 MM and $7MM for this b.s. meeting that could have been a $1 zoom call.
Unless Amelia Earhart crashed landed on Epstein Island, nobody gives a crap.
September 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Unless Amelia Earhart crashed landed on Epstein Island, nobody gives a crap.
Wow! Major breaking news from the trump administration … a name change.
September 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Wow! Major breaking news from the trump administration … a name change.
Moving Space Command…
September 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Moving Space Command…
So far the Alaska trip has yielded trump telling Ukraine NATO is not an option, land and will be lost signaling and Americans will no longer be able to vote by mail. Any minute now trump is going to start clucking like a chicken because apparently Putin hypnotized him.
August 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So far the Alaska trip has yielded trump telling Ukraine NATO is not an option, land and will be lost signaling and Americans will no longer be able to vote by mail. Any minute now trump is going to start clucking like a chicken because apparently Putin hypnotized him.
Again …. Pirro passed the bar in 1974 and hasn’t passed one since.
August 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Again …. Pirro passed the bar in 1974 and hasn’t passed one since.
Trump’s [insert policy or idea] Are Only Going To Get Worse - is a headline that can be used daily.
August 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trump’s [insert policy or idea] Are Only Going To Get Worse - is a headline that can be used daily.
Jeannine Pirro passed the bar in 1976 and hasn’t passed one since.
August 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Jeannine Pirro passed the bar in 1976 and hasn’t passed one since.