A universe where Bernie is our dictator

Asked a buddy to Venmo me for dinner and he said “I’m not very liquid right now”. I sold all my stock immediately

New 300 dollar bamboo bedsheets is the zenith of life on earth

My cat seemed lonely at home. So I got a family for her. She loves the kids

Dear NFL Please keep playing the replay of Lamar Jackson dropkicking that defender.

And I thought the cowboys game was sad. Jesus Christ

I am convinced dog people are just cat people that gave into peer pressure

This is a call to action to use douchebag more. They’ve flown under the radar for too long

There seems to be a lot of misinformation going around so please allow me to clarify.

Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl.

Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.

Being on this app is like checking into rehab after years on skidrow

The many moods of chunk. Yeah that’s a snake

Hello BlueSky! New here and the vibes are on par with Nala’s