Antioch the Birthday Spider
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Antioch the Birthday Spider
@antiochthespider.bsky.social
I feed on birthday cake and children’s wishes
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Nakobe Dean is a monster
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If there is one thing I know about football fans, it’s that they love seeing multiple reminders to see Wicked every Sunday night.
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Josh Hart is doing Josh Hart things. ❤️
The Knicks need Josh Hart to be Josh Hart. Without him (the real him), they don’t have enough grit to win it all. A fully healthy and engaged Hart doesn’t even need to be a shooter to impact winning, but a compromised Hart? That team is DOA against league’s best.
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Why Jeff Bridges? Why have you debased yourself so far to be in a T-Mobile Ad
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
@killermikep.bsky.social you’ve always been my favorite Santa
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mike Elok is getting $7 mil this year making A&M looks like a national title threat. Jimbo Fisher is making $7.2 mil to avoid A&M. So who is the actual winner here - be competent at work to get paid, or scare your boss into severance so you won’t ruin his company? #businessprison #b2bses #nightham
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My wife made kraughtburgers. I desire nothing else - it is to dinner what chick-fil-a biscuits are to breakfast
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social I invite you formally to this debate

If the current USA men’s population were scaled down to 17,000 men’s, 9 of those men would be college football players or coaches who have zipped themselves in their junk.
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From the shutdownfullcast community on Reddit: If the current USA men’s population were scaled down to 17,000 men’s, 9 of those men would be college football players or coaches who have zipped themsel...
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October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM