I do not feel bad for Manchester United and this is tremendous content.

Renaming the Ewing theory the Mbappe theory and applying it to soccer:

If you have a player who just wants to score goals and refuses to defend, that player’s departure is a net positive to your team even though your goal scoring may suffer as a result.

williams is gonna finish 4th in constructors

Reminder, the New York Knicks have not lost a playoff series since Tracy Morgan vomited on the court at Madison Square Garden

Villanova Pope? Knicks in 4

Now let me go back to the Emirates Stadium, and watch my team play in their Emirates kits with Visit Rwanda on the sleeve and enjoy my non sports washed club.

Michigan follows up on their national championship by ending the season with victories over Ohio State and Alabama, presumably to repeat as national champions but I'm not checking