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Former baby
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Watching a senile sex criminal start wars for no reason while Congress shrugs is enough to make you go insane
The U.S. military has moved into place for possible strikes in Iran, leaving the White House with high stakes choices about pursuing diplomacy or war.
As Trump Weighs Possible Iran Strikes, U.S. Military Moves Into Place
President Trump has given no indication that he has made a decision about how to proceed, as diplomatic talks continue.
nyti.ms
February 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Guess how many points they're on pace for????
February 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Great things are happening on BlueSky, like getting a serious reply to a shitpost that got one like
February 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Tony Gonzalez??? The six time All-Pro tight end????
San Antonio Express News withdraws its endorsement of Rep Tony Gonzales (R-TX) after publishing the story of how he had an affair with one of his staffers, who then committed suicide through self-immolation. "He should have been honest with his constituents." www.expressnews.com/news/article...
Tony Gonzales had affair with aide who set herself on fire, ex-staffer says
Months before her death, Regina Santos-Aviles texted a fellow Gonzales staffer saying she had an affair with the congressman. He has ducked questions about it.
www.expressnews.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
A Minnesota sports moment is happening in the Curling.
February 18, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Look, you can stop asking me about the rebirth in popularity with Japanese raw denim. I notice it. I’ve been noticing it. It is a siren’s call. You will be tempted. Resist. Your ship will sink. Fix your heart or die
February 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Remember to share your verification codes, folks. It’s how we stick together
@mkstnr.bsky.social Just saw a verification code I thought you'd like: 948235
February 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan on the same team is like if you dropped Messi into the 2002 Brazil team
From reddit:
February 17, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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6 takes the gold medal
5 takes silver
no one takes bronze because they're all dead
From reddit:
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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got something special for your ears coming soon from me and @mkstnr.bsky.social. it’s a cool time for Sounders-related content right now if you ask me
February 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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Alex Roldan is at 249 appearances with the Sounders... He will pass Brad Evans on Sunday.

Already more appearances than Fredy Montero and Nico Lodeiro.

MLS Cup, CCC, and Leagues Cup champ.

MLS All-Star (2021) and 25 caps for El Salvador.

Maybe the most underrated Sounder ever?
February 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.
 
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
 
Not one dime for this cruelty.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
Ofelia Torres, teen who fought to have her father released from ICE custody, dies from rare cancer
Ofelia Torres, 16, died on Friday from Stage 4 alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer, her father's lawyer confirmed.
www.cbsnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I love this city so much
February 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Nouhou is going to be the starting left back for the Sounders until I die. And then maybe for 3 or 4 more years after that.
According @elrolonw.bsky.social, Nashville is close to finalizing a deal to acquire Reed Baker-Whiting. I have to assume this is a “cash-for-player trade.”
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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They aren’t going anywhere.
Homan on Minnesota: "There will be a small force, a security force, that will respond when our agents are out and get surrounded by agitators. They will remain for a short period of time to make sure the coordination, the agreements we have with local and state law enforcement stay in place."
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
People in Seattle are not making a big enough of a deal about how fucking good Plenty of Clouds is. Instantly one of the five best restaurants I’ve been to in the world
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Not the first time God’s favorite landlord has tried to cut corners
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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The clap before he winds up is incredible
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Do I think this is good? No. I think this is bad.

HOWEVER

Snyder Brunell
Brian Schmetzer noted Cristian Roldan has a ‘niggling’ Achilles injury.
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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This is just unconscionable man
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Arsenal winning the Premier League with fewer points than Leicester City's title win would be very funny.
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM