Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan on the same team is like if you dropped Messi into the 2002 Brazil team
February 17, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan on the same team is like if you dropped Messi into the 2002 Brazil team
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6 takes the gold medal
5 takes silver
no one takes bronze because they're all dead
5 takes silver
no one takes bronze because they're all dead
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
6 takes the gold medal
5 takes silver
no one takes bronze because they're all dead
5 takes silver
no one takes bronze because they're all dead
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got something special for your ears coming soon from me and @mkstnr.bsky.social. it’s a cool time for Sounders-related content right now if you ask me
February 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
got something special for your ears coming soon from me and @mkstnr.bsky.social. it’s a cool time for Sounders-related content right now if you ask me
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Alex Roldan is at 249 appearances with the Sounders... He will pass Brad Evans on Sunday.
Already more appearances than Fredy Montero and Nico Lodeiro.
MLS Cup, CCC, and Leagues Cup champ.
MLS All-Star (2021) and 25 caps for El Salvador.
Maybe the most underrated Sounder ever?
Already more appearances than Fredy Montero and Nico Lodeiro.
MLS Cup, CCC, and Leagues Cup champ.
MLS All-Star (2021) and 25 caps for El Salvador.
Maybe the most underrated Sounder ever?
February 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Alex Roldan is at 249 appearances with the Sounders... He will pass Brad Evans on Sunday.
Already more appearances than Fredy Montero and Nico Lodeiro.
MLS Cup, CCC, and Leagues Cup champ.
MLS All-Star (2021) and 25 caps for El Salvador.
Maybe the most underrated Sounder ever?
Already more appearances than Fredy Montero and Nico Lodeiro.
MLS Cup, CCC, and Leagues Cup champ.
MLS All-Star (2021) and 25 caps for El Salvador.
Maybe the most underrated Sounder ever?
@normcharlatan.bsky.social check your texts
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
@normcharlatan.bsky.social check your texts
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A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
Ofelia Torres, teen who fought to have her father released from ICE custody, dies from rare cancer
Ofelia Torres, 16, died on Friday from Stage 4 alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer, her father's lawyer confirmed.
www.cbsnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.
Not one dime for this cruelty.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
I love this city so much
February 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I love this city so much
Nouhou is going to be the starting left back for the Sounders until I die. And then maybe for 3 or 4 more years after that.
According @elrolonw.bsky.social, Nashville is close to finalizing a deal to acquire Reed Baker-Whiting. I have to assume this is a “cash-for-player trade.”
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Nouhou is going to be the starting left back for the Sounders until I die. And then maybe for 3 or 4 more years after that.
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They aren’t going anywhere.
Homan on Minnesota: "There will be a small force, a security force, that will respond when our agents are out and get surrounded by agitators. They will remain for a short period of time to make sure the coordination, the agreements we have with local and state law enforcement stay in place."
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
They aren’t going anywhere.
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
People in Seattle are not making a big enough of a deal about how fucking good Plenty of Clouds is. Instantly one of the five best restaurants I’ve been to in the world
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
People in Seattle are not making a big enough of a deal about how fucking good Plenty of Clouds is. Instantly one of the five best restaurants I’ve been to in the world
Not the first time God’s favorite landlord has tried to cut corners
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Not the first time God’s favorite landlord has tried to cut corners
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The clap before he winds up is incredible
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The clap before he winds up is incredible
Do I think this is good? No. I think this is bad.
HOWEVER
Snyder Brunell
HOWEVER
Snyder Brunell
Brian Schmetzer noted Cristian Roldan has a ‘niggling’ Achilles injury.
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Do I think this is good? No. I think this is bad.
HOWEVER
Snyder Brunell
HOWEVER
Snyder Brunell
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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This is just unconscionable man
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
This is just unconscionable man
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Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels
Arsenal winning the Premier League with fewer points than Leicester City's title win would be very funny.
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Arsenal winning the Premier League with fewer points than Leicester City's title win would be very funny.
Rian Johnson or Sam Darnold. But I did get kicked out of that school and didn't graduate from there
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Rian Johnson or Sam Darnold. But I did get kicked out of that school and didn't graduate from there
They are probably lying.
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
They are probably lying.
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Note to non-Minnesotans: St. Paul is not Minneapolis
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Note to non-Minnesotans: St. Paul is not Minneapolis
This was in SAINT PAUL you guys. There’s more than one city here. Please learn to use a map or say “Twin Cities”
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
This was in SAINT PAUL you guys. There’s more than one city here. Please learn to use a map or say “Twin Cities”
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Man, today would be the perfect day for ICE to get the fuck out of Minnesota
Man, today would be the perfect day for ICE to get the fuck out of Minnesota.
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Man, today would be the perfect day for ICE to get the fuck out of Minnesota
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Video of the ICE-kidnapping victim under a sheet. You will also hear the officer say he saw them moving. I am inclined to believe the person was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Video of the ICE-kidnapping victim under a sheet. You will also hear the officer say he saw them moving. I am inclined to believe the person was alive.
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.