Mark Kastner
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This makes me want to drive into a wall at 400mph
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My resting heart rate is 943 BPM
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DAN WILSON FOR PRESIDENT
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Dan Wilson just shit his pants in front of an entire nation
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Dan Wilson just shit his pants in front of an entire nation
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I don’t think Josh Naylor has ever hit a double before and reached second base with his helmet on
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[with the fear of today being the first day of the rest of our lives] Go Mariners
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Some personal news: today is my final day at The Athletic, ending a 6+ year tenure on its staff.

Immensely fortunate to have covered this sport alongside some of the finest writers and editors in the industry. Will keep you posted as I figure out what’s next for my work!
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I also remember it being like 400lbs? For some reason?
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The chokehold this lamp had on divorced dads in the 90s should be studied
Vintage 1990s Halogen 500 Watt Torchiere Floor Lamp Black
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You'd be absolutely sick to your stomach if you were a Phillies fan. Jesus Christ.
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A pretty core origin/lore story of my life is I had a friend in middle school who created a madden team of all the kids in our "friend group" at school and left me off of it.

He even made the kicker his mom but left me off the team entirely.
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THE BIG DADDY DRIX SUPER MEGA BASEBALL ROSTER
Screenshot of a baseball video game roster
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weird, I never got an email about this.
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Please watch 1 game of Albert Rusnak. I'm begging you.
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Arsenal have a really perverted setup and PSG have a retro-Pep setup they can get away with because 30 of their league games don't matter. Aside from that, it does seem like it's really coming back.
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I do think at the top level of Europe you're seeing the No. 10 come back. Bayern, Madrid, Liverpool, Barca, and Bournemouth all play with one.
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I can't be the only one that thinks if the Marines put together a team of 9 baseball players, they'd be pretty damn good.
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Is your name Mark? Have you been subjected to someone quoting the infamous “Oh hai, Mark” line from box office failure The Room? You may be entitled to compensation.

Please call 1-800-MRK-NAME now and speak with our fast acting legal team. This discrimination cannot continue
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I feel really bad about the baseball
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I think it's so abundantly clear that these Christians would've been the ones that gleefully killed Jesus.
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Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
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He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.
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The Mariners are alive with the glory of love
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[with the fear of the almighty in my heart] Go Ms