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anwar
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40 yrs old at the rave eating a hot dog
November 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM
feeding my dog a spoonful of red bull so she can better understand what it means to be human
November 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
hey hey hey hey hey hey thats my bitch
November 22, 2024 at 10:27 PM
cant stop saying “yadddddmean yaddddmsayintho” while hey now is playing
November 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
“i have a biting sensation”

you know what, it was worth it to hear him say that lol
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
suppose jake paul will move on from this and set up his next meme fight for 50 million dollars
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
booooooooooo
November 16, 2024 at 5:30 AM
bruh mike has never looked older
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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There is no outcome where I don’t feel awful after this, but I’ma still watch
November 16, 2024 at 4:35 AM
cant believe im about to watch mike tyson fight in 2024
November 16, 2024 at 4:43 AM
November 14, 2024 at 3:49 AM
mike tyson losing to jake paul would be the worst way for joe biden to end his presidency
November 13, 2024 at 5:57 PM
don’t know a better way to say this but i’ve been unlocked
November 13, 2024 at 2:22 AM
bet westside gunn and the costco guys fuck with each other hard
November 11, 2024 at 1:16 AM
me on bluesky
November 9, 2024 at 11:05 PM
aight man im here
November 7, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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*running a joke account in 2015* maybe I’ll get hired to write for late night
*running a joke account in 2023* maybe I’ll get hired to write a Tubi Original
July 8, 2023 at 11:41 AM
im the thiccest 18 year old on bluesky
July 8, 2023 at 2:14 AM
i can go through a 90 rack of welchs fruit snacks in one hate watch of the idol
July 6, 2023 at 11:52 PM