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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Comedians in Cars Writing Bee Movie
April 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
For sale: fuzzy handcuffs, never worn.
April 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Quiet quit? I quiet applied! *shepherd's crook removes my head violently from stage left*
February 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I mute the KPop subreddit. 4 more appear. I mute them. Exponentially more arrive in my feed like a digital hydra. I log off. The doorbell rings. It's a KPop subreddit.
February 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Somehow, the McRib returned.
February 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I don't want to live in this country any more. I am trapped in Flavor Country, there is a cowboy here, I think he has a gun.
February 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
You will never be rid of me, I am far too stupid to die
February 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I really wish I could read
February 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIGHT A STRANGER IN THE ASS
January 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
January 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Behold, my cats
January 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Me signing up for a Bluesky account and immediately being followed by porn bots, 2025, colorized
a man is standing in front of a screen with a woman in a blue wig on it
ALT: a man is standing in front of a screen with a woman in a blue wig on it
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I dunno, I just got here.
January 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM