This was before DC travel, by a few years. But I figured they were cool, and it was worth it, so I paid the fee, switched over to Gilgamesh, and went "SURPRISE!"

Flash forward a few years and I'm in a FC, have a house, and many wonderful memories.

I had a nua pad prik from a noodle shop in Dublin once late at night that made me cry from the heat. I've been chasing that high ever since. Even trying to cook it, I can't get it right.

...This just makes me want to know more about 10. Even if I know that you only being able to handle a 4 means I have no chance at all, I want like... A *bite* of 10, just to see. With people on-hand to save my life.

The best part about this is that now you'll never have to read or pay attention to any ill-conceived takes about the game ever again, no matter how tempting or infuriating. The platinum trophy says no!

Also, congratulations! Not only have you aced a really cool game, you've also made Torgal proud.

Don't let this man distract you from the fact that in [nebulous year] of the Seventh Astral Era, Jazu threw Brute Bomber off Seven Hells In A Cell, and plummeted 16 fulms through an announcer's table.

The vibes were being banked. It's like karma, but more snuggly.