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I do not own - and have never owned - an air fryer
I keep forgetting Cooper Flagg is an NBA player because “Cooper Flagg” sounds like the name of a white running back from 2014
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I keep forgetting Cooper Flagg is an NBA player because “Cooper Flagg” sounds like the name of a white running back from 2014
Looking forward to some random backbencher congressman from Tennessee tweeting about how he didn’t watch Christmas football today because the NFL has gone woke and doesn’t do country music at halftime anymore
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Looking forward to some random backbencher congressman from Tennessee tweeting about how he didn’t watch Christmas football today because the NFL has gone woke and doesn’t do country music at halftime anymore
The most 36-year old person you’ve ever met in your life when the holy infant is tender and mild
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The most 36-year old person you’ve ever met in your life when the holy infant is tender and mild
I’ve used the phrase “I’ll know it when I see it” 6 days in a row in my life without trying
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’ve used the phrase “I’ll know it when I see it” 6 days in a row in my life without trying
me on my way back from O’Hare maneuvering past people going 5 under with nobody in front of them during rush hour
a skeleton is riding a surfboard in the dark .
ALT: a skeleton is riding a surfboard in the dark .
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December 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
me on my way back from O’Hare maneuvering past people going 5 under with nobody in front of them during rush hour
Saw this Cinnabon sign at the airport in Las Vegas. I know there’s like 47 different names for this aesthetic but I prefer to call it “your divorced aunt in 2003”
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Saw this Cinnabon sign at the airport in Las Vegas. I know there’s like 47 different names for this aesthetic but I prefer to call it “your divorced aunt in 2003”
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
Boingo Hotspot would be a beautiful name for a Hideo Kojima side character
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Boingo Hotspot would be a beautiful name for a Hideo Kojima side character
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i think a (perhaps underappreciated) aspect of this whole situation is the extent to which every elite profession is filled with people who excel at drawing attention and want to be famous more than they want to do the actual job
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i think a (perhaps underappreciated) aspect of this whole situation is the extent to which every elite profession is filled with people who excel at drawing attention and want to be famous more than they want to do the actual job
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We all moved on because there is bigger news but it was really funny when that Campbell’s Soup Executive was like “fuck soup and anyone who eats it!”
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We all moved on because there is bigger news but it was really funny when that Campbell’s Soup Executive was like “fuck soup and anyone who eats it!”
gf and i went down a Wisconsin vanity license plate rabbit hole and I think this may be the greatest official state vanity plate I’ve ever seen anywhere
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
gf and i went down a Wisconsin vanity license plate rabbit hole and I think this may be the greatest official state vanity plate I’ve ever seen anywhere
My favorite thing about the new King of the Hill episodes is how they have Bobby get involved with V from Cyberpunk
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My favorite thing about the new King of the Hill episodes is how they have Bobby get involved with V from Cyberpunk
The entire economy as we know it is being propped up by a bubble led by dudes who all have anime profile pictures and just post “tinkering……” or “noodling around………..hmm” all day
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The entire economy as we know it is being propped up by a bubble led by dudes who all have anime profile pictures and just post “tinkering……” or “noodling around………..hmm” all day
As someone who never followed Mariah Carey’s career insanely closely, it blows my mind that All I Want For Christmas Is You came before Fantasy. Good song but seems like something you do when you’re 40 and performing on The Today Show with dancing Muppets
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As someone who never followed Mariah Carey’s career insanely closely, it blows my mind that All I Want For Christmas Is You came before Fantasy. Good song but seems like something you do when you’re 40 and performing on The Today Show with dancing Muppets
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On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
Feel like “Pluto is no longer a planet” was the last big thing basically everyone accepted and got over within 1-2 years without turning it into a culture war flashpoint
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Feel like “Pluto is no longer a planet” was the last big thing basically everyone accepted and got over within 1-2 years without turning it into a culture war flashpoint
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queen shit
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
queen shit
Snowmageddon ‘25 update: Fuck
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Snowmageddon ‘25 update: Fuck
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i feel bad for people with epilepsy because when i see the words "epilepsy warning" i know it's gonna be some good shit
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i feel bad for people with epilepsy because when i see the words "epilepsy warning" i know it's gonna be some good shit
When I was a kid, my folks celebrated the holidays with a tree *and* a menorah but didn’t really elaborate on either. “We celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah but don’t elaborate on the religious connotations of either” somehow transformed itself into “Santa Claus is from outer space” in my head
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When I was a kid, my folks celebrated the holidays with a tree *and* a menorah but didn’t really elaborate on either. “We celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah but don’t elaborate on the religious connotations of either” somehow transformed itself into “Santa Claus is from outer space” in my head
Pre-gaming for my post-Thanksgiving dinner nap (falling asleep during the football game)
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pre-gaming for my post-Thanksgiving dinner nap (falling asleep during the football game)
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Assembling a team I’m calling “people who would probably show up as Henry Rollins’ “DNA Relatives” on 23AndMe”
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Assembling a team I’m calling “people who would probably show up as Henry Rollins’ “DNA Relatives” on 23AndMe”
I’m like 75% sure I just watched a movie written by ChatGPT. Really a great time to be alive in this world
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m like 75% sure I just watched a movie written by ChatGPT. Really a great time to be alive in this world