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someone shared this and all i gotta say is what is that man doing to his floppy

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January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
pot roast update. turned out p good
January 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
this was its explanation of the design fwiw
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
idk how much it looks like the logo from the top though
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
the agent seems enriched by the experience
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
presenting my agents “self portrait”
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
it made a Lorenz Attractor
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
good day for a pot roast
January 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
January 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
is it supposed to get stuck like this
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
January 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
logging into my zooms on Monday like
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
sure, why not?
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i gave it a sticker pack of itself
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
agent -> collector -> otlp-mcp and now the agent can trace itself
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
going into 2026 like
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i'm not going to interrogate too deeply why claude likes to render itself as an anime girl

need to figure out how to activate golden gate mode
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
its giving
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
anyway hey @ed3d.net
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
officially hit the point in my life where most of christmas is books
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
this, to me, is blueskyism
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
wassail to the chief baby
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hm, imagine this in motion and it’s what it should do. Are you on Firefox/Android/Desktop?
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
worked on my phone
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
can someone turn football off and on again, I think it’s broken
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM