austin
@aparker.io
the only thing worse than my code are my jokes
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dir. open source @honeycomb.io
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governance @opentelemetry.io
dir. open source @honeycomb.io
av by @extinctinks.net
shit i actually hate that this works
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
shit i actually hate that this works
is that nb, it’s very good
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
is that nb, it’s very good
yeah, this feels kinda like the play.
January 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
yeah, this feels kinda like the play.
stupid reasons that are outside my control mostly
January 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
stupid reasons that are outside my control mostly
it’s less NIH and more legalese
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
it’s less NIH and more legalese
I already have clickhouse :( SQLite would just be easy
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I already have clickhouse :( SQLite would just be easy
there’s something I’d like to use SQLite for but I’d also like for it to be remote
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
there’s something I’d like to use SQLite for but I’d also like for it to be remote
usually the simple solution is the better one! we keep having to re-learn this.
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
usually the simple solution is the better one! we keep having to re-learn this.
i'm pretty sure the only cloud they _don't_ use is azure actually, heh?
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
i'm pretty sure the only cloud they _don't_ use is azure actually, heh?
i mean you can go run inference on GCP with TPUs right now, apple's a pretty sizable google cloud customer aiui
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
i mean you can go run inference on GCP with TPUs right now, apple's a pretty sizable google cloud customer aiui
i think it'll be pretty big, honestly, especially since they've had a couple years now for the ecosystem to add in application intents
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
i think it'll be pretty big, honestly, especially since they've had a couple years now for the ecosystem to add in application intents
pretty sure apple was already usng TPUs for their own foundation models so i don't think this is gonna be super different. my bigger question is around PCC, because i thought that was mostly in AWS
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
pretty sure apple was already usng TPUs for their own foundation models so i don't think this is gonna be super different. my bigger question is around PCC, because i thought that was mostly in AWS
big get for el goog. kinda interesting though because my understanding is a lot of PCC is running on AWS...
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
big get for el goog. kinda interesting though because my understanding is a lot of PCC is running on AWS...
bad times for virtusa et. al. most def yeah
January 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
bad times for virtusa et. al. most def yeah