Andrew Spooky Bones MD
@apbohn.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, Emergency doc, Special Warfare flight doc, Critical Care Air Transport. I don't officially represent the Air Force, DoD or anyone important.
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To all who celebrate (and I do)
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It rained all day, so chili season is kicking off
A bowl of chili accompanied by chips
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The adjacent steel building is probably the large dead animals shed.
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sifill.bsky.social
This is great. The absurdity of this moment captured. Make it go viral.
andyoregon.bsky.social
Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
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"fix," in this context, means "eliminate publicly funded."
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Wait, wait, hold on...

You mean warfare has *changed* since 1860, and "lifting and carrying heavy things" isn't a universal marker for military effectiveness?

🤯
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Army culture is built on command, which at Brigade and ⬆️ basically means command by combat arms officers. Other branch and functional area Os will have tremendous influence on the battlefield. I can make an infantry leader much quicker than a space operations or EW expert.
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It’s pretty emblematic of today’s US Army, if you didn’t go to jump school, Ranger school, or some kind of SOF course, people question whether you were really “in” the Army at all, thus a whole bunch of officers who could be helpful self select out
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Fortunately I'm not a Virgo. So I'm safe this week
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My second grade teacher was my mom. Which makes this like 15% weirder
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To me, (US ER doc) RSI means induction and NMB given in rapid succession, no positive pressure ventilation after NMB.
I usually induce with ketamine, NMB with 1.2+ mg/kg rocuronium.
No *routine* cricoid pressure (youtu.be/j8mr3GXOGyE?...).
Cricolol
YouTube video by Chris Cole
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The US gives the Israeli military at least $3.8 billion per year (sometimes there's extra thrown in).

This is $3.8 billion that the Israeli government doesn't have to add to their own military budget, freeing their taxes to pay for things like healthcare and education.
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Didn't you move to Spain? Do they even have sweater weather in Spain?
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Happy Put Up Your 12 Foot Skeleton Day to to pose who celebrate
A boring ass white dude stands in front of a brick house. Behind him stands the Home Depot 12-ft skeleton with its arms raised
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I'm unable to be anything else
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But are you the little spoon?
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IT SHOULD BE FIREPIT SEASON MORTY!

I mean, it still kinda is, but it should be hoodie fire lpit season
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I've had them open at night the last week and a half or so, but not in the daytime of course 😔
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And yet you still contaminated Hedy Lamarr's Internet with it, forcing me to see it with my own eyes.
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"Who goes there? Friend or enema?"
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Long time Browns fans have my pity. Players and coaches come and go, but bad ownership sticks around forever (unless they steal the team and move)