Humongous Ape MP
@apesahoy.bsky.social
I can picture it now.
October 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I can picture it now.
Ten years time...
HitlerBot3000: As Prime Minister it is encumbant to protect Right Thinking Citizens from transgender flying reptile asylum seekers. That's why I'm having every man, woman and child tattooed with a QR code on their taint. One swipe and you access any public toilet.
HitlerBot3000: As Prime Minister it is encumbant to protect Right Thinking Citizens from transgender flying reptile asylum seekers. That's why I'm having every man, woman and child tattooed with a QR code on their taint. One swipe and you access any public toilet.
September 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Ten years time...
HitlerBot3000: As Prime Minister it is encumbant to protect Right Thinking Citizens from transgender flying reptile asylum seekers. That's why I'm having every man, woman and child tattooed with a QR code on their taint. One swipe and you access any public toilet.
HitlerBot3000: As Prime Minister it is encumbant to protect Right Thinking Citizens from transgender flying reptile asylum seekers. That's why I'm having every man, woman and child tattooed with a QR code on their taint. One swipe and you access any public toilet.
"But I thought you said the state was powerless to do anything..."
"To do anything *for* you, not *to* you."
"To do anything *for* you, not *to* you."
September 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
"But I thought you said the state was powerless to do anything..."
"To do anything *for* you, not *to* you."
"To do anything *for* you, not *to* you."