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apeshitjones.bsky.social
A.S. Jones
@apeshitjones.bsky.social
80 followers 75 following 510 posts
80% memes. 20% good-faith political and social commentary.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Wholesome for the sighted, spicy for the blind
An ironic meme depicting a convicted felon, habitual liar, inciter of a violent insurrection, and abuser of constitutional rights—who by the way was a close personal friend of a sex trafficker—during a period of increasing cognitive decline when his sons and aids cajoled him into mass bribery schemes, extrajudicial killings, and radically dismantling government institutions, programs, and alliances.
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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People think I was talking about the nude cyclist, but I was talking about this guy
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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A meme in honor of Columbus Day 2025 #christophercolumbus #columbusday
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The White House: "The President has never been in better health."

The President:
Gul Dukat has the Vidiian Phage.
September 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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BMW drivers when you're doing 7 miles over the speed limit in the slow lane
#bmwdrivers #startrek #tng #q #picard #startrekmemes
July 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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'Member this classic?
Freshman Senator R. Kelly of Illinois introduces landmark "Grass on the Field Play Ball" Bill. #rkelly #survivingrkelly #theonion #ignition #trappedinthecloset
July 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Mitch caught a body 'bout a week ago. Free Bobby Shmurda. #freebobbyshmurda #bobbyshmurda #davidhasselhoff #baywatch
July 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Gay senior citizens when they find out what all those extra letters mean
Image of actors Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, and DeForest Kelley used to represent elderly homosexuals in internet meme. #gayseniorcitizens #startrek #startrekmemes
June 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Honoré de Balzac #balzac #literarymemes #fathersday
June 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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A meme that mixes references to the poem "When in Rome" by Mari Evans with imagery from the movie "The Green Mile." #apenglish #englishmajor #marievans #greenmile #johncoffey #poetrymemes #literarymemes #endive #cottagecheese #wheninrome #racism #whiteprivilege
June 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Fuck all political litmus tests. Eat chili with beans if you like beans. #texaschili #chili #beans #texasmemes #memes
May 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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#texas #texasmemes #samesexabortion
May 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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#robertfrost #literarymemes #englishmajor #fences #neighbors
May 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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#sangfroid #insouciance #nilescrane #frasier #davidhydepierce #gta6 #gta #grandtheftauto #rockstargames
May 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Them: “Don’t come back in her with that bullshit.” Me: #backonmybullshit
May 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Kirk Cameron’s movie career be like
May 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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MS-13 and Tren de Aragua after deporting themselves
May 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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When you need to clap you some cheeks so bad that everything looks like a snack
#datass #clappingcheeks #momjeans #tinafey #snl #thicc #memes
May 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM