A.S. Jones
@apeshitjones.bsky.social
80% memes. 20% good-faith political and social commentary.
Bet. We havin tomato fried rice, tomato lomein, General Tomato's chicken, Kung Pao tomatoes...shall I go on?
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bet. We havin tomato fried rice, tomato lomein, General Tomato's chicken, Kung Pao tomatoes...shall I go on?
Me in line at Starbucks trying to remember what a medium is called
a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Me in line at Starbucks trying to remember what a medium is called
I can't get worked up about the polygraph angle. I am not convinced it's not mumbo jumbo or at least highly prone to false positives. Not a political take at all. There's a reason this shit is not admissible in court.
--A guy who gets flop sweat and tremors in social situations
--A guy who gets flop sweat and tremors in social situations
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I can't get worked up about the polygraph angle. I am not convinced it's not mumbo jumbo or at least highly prone to false positives. Not a political take at all. There's a reason this shit is not admissible in court.
--A guy who gets flop sweat and tremors in social situations
--A guy who gets flop sweat and tremors in social situations
No wonder this buffoon has a trail of corporate bankruptcies behind him. He lacks a basic understanding of the time value of money.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
No wonder this buffoon has a trail of corporate bankruptcies behind him. He lacks a basic understanding of the time value of money.
They never suggested that absolute levels of T are the reason for female overrepresentation in the sample. I also didn't see any specific statement in the article about whether abnormally low T in the females was cause or symptom.
All of this is to say the summary you link to is click bait.
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All of this is to say the summary you link to is click bait.
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November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They never suggested that absolute levels of T are the reason for female overrepresentation in the sample. I also didn't see any specific statement in the article about whether abnormally low T in the females was cause or symptom.
All of this is to say the summary you link to is click bait.
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All of this is to say the summary you link to is click bait.
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The underlying article says almost nothing about why women have higher incidence of long Covid. They highlighted that abnormally low testosterone shows up in the females with long Covid and suggested getting those women to normal T levels might be therapeutic.
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November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The underlying article says almost nothing about why women have higher incidence of long Covid. They highlighted that abnormally low testosterone shows up in the females with long Covid and suggested getting those women to normal T levels might be therapeutic.
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Don't you think not knowing whether President Stringer Bell launched our nukes before knowing for sure whether Chicago was destroyed was part of the thought-provoking nature of the story? It sets up the game theory question but leaves each of us to answer it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Don't you think not knowing whether President Stringer Bell launched our nukes before knowing for sure whether Chicago was destroyed was part of the thought-provoking nature of the story? It sets up the game theory question but leaves each of us to answer it.
Isn't he a Soros hedge fund alum? How did he get a pass from the MAGA conspiracy theorists?
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Isn't he a Soros hedge fund alum? How did he get a pass from the MAGA conspiracy theorists?
Did an LLM come up with this rebrand?
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Did an LLM come up with this rebrand?
Shout out to Alec. Shout out to Kaleb. Tell this spleenless mofo to get his fucking shot.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Shout out to Alec. Shout out to Kaleb. Tell this spleenless mofo to get his fucking shot.
Here's my question: Who's doing the consumer protection exams of banks and credit unions with over $10B of assets? Did that devolve on the banking regulators, or is nobody minding the store?
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Here's my question: Who's doing the consumer protection exams of banks and credit unions with over $10B of assets? Did that devolve on the banking regulators, or is nobody minding the store?
James Lankford said, "If you can lead an army, you can consent to sex."
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
James Lankford said, "If you can lead an army, you can consent to sex."
Maybe he's a strategic genius and whips votes like nobody's business...but I don't see that. All I see is his boring-ass, stale-ass, lame-ass rhetoric when he goes on tv. Flat-affect-havin'-ass mf.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Maybe he's a strategic genius and whips votes like nobody's business...but I don't see that. All I see is his boring-ass, stale-ass, lame-ass rhetoric when he goes on tv. Flat-affect-havin'-ass mf.
Mightn't this kill the Kimberly-Clark deal? It's a dividend aristocrat.
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Mightn't this kill the Kimberly-Clark deal? It's a dividend aristocrat.
Let's not forget "weird," "creepy," "narcissistic," "crypto fascist," "greedy," "vengeful," and "the most likely man on the planet to try to reanimate a braindead woman with Neuralink and GrokAI to create a biological AI sex companion."
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Let's not forget "weird," "creepy," "narcissistic," "crypto fascist," "greedy," "vengeful," and "the most likely man on the planet to try to reanimate a braindead woman with Neuralink and GrokAI to create a biological AI sex companion."
Oh word...the guy who wrote Pootie Tang wrote a shitty novel?
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh word...the guy who wrote Pootie Tang wrote a shitty novel?
Applies to supposed scientific geniuses too. It's like Elon bragging on that podcast about going down the rabbit hole on ice ages. This mofo read some Wikipedia entries and watched some YouTube videos.
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Applies to supposed scientific geniuses too. It's like Elon bragging on that podcast about going down the rabbit hole on ice ages. This mofo read some Wikipedia entries and watched some YouTube videos.
Can we add Hoover to the Venn?
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Can we add Hoover to the Venn?
I love when you post news stories you created as if they're organic news. An odd thing to do...dare I say a Trumpian tendency.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love when you post news stories you created as if they're organic news. An odd thing to do...dare I say a Trumpian tendency.
Come on, people. There's plenty of real stuff without concocting a bunch of Neverland Ranch stories out of thin air.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Come on, people. There's plenty of real stuff without concocting a bunch of Neverland Ranch stories out of thin air.