Allan Johnson
@apjfive.bsky.social
Chef that went to Law School like an idiot
Your book was a great Christmas present!!!
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Your book was a great Christmas present!!!
That playcall was a war crime
January 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
That playcall was a war crime
2006 Rose Bowl might be the best feeling I've ever had as a Sports fan
Been chasing that high for 20 years and only the Stros in 2017 came close.
Great episode... No hating today!!
Been chasing that high for 20 years and only the Stros in 2017 came close.
Great episode... No hating today!!
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
2006 Rose Bowl might be the best feeling I've ever had as a Sports fan
Been chasing that high for 20 years and only the Stros in 2017 came close.
Great episode... No hating today!!
Been chasing that high for 20 years and only the Stros in 2017 came close.
Great episode... No hating today!!
My Dad's reply lol
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
My Dad's reply lol
Thanks! Great article!!!
January 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Thanks! Great article!!!
I bought myself one after a long time off from this place! share.google/UsAvmAS6H3RK...
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January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I bought myself one after a long time off from this place! share.google/UsAvmAS6H3RK...
Mariners in 2026 lmao
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Mariners in 2026 lmao
Drew got the good edibles tonight
January 1, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Drew got the good edibles tonight
Shiv trying to commandeer one of the first hours of 2026 and... it's worth it
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Shiv trying to commandeer one of the first hours of 2026 and... it's worth it
People are saying he's the biggest loser president ever. SAD
January 1, 2026 at 9:19 AM
People are saying he's the biggest loser president ever. SAD
Jokic going to Serbia to rehab his knee with the horses
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Jokic going to Serbia to rehab his knee with the horses
This sounds like you took it too far one time
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This sounds like you took it too far one time
He's gotta have the best deep ball in the NFL right now
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
He's gotta have the best deep ball in the NFL right now
You for the rest of the weekend
a man is sitting at a table eating spaghetti from a bowl
Alt: Tony Soprano eating ziti
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You for the rest of the weekend
Big opportunity for the AsSHAT configuration (bad for the stros but always funny)
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Big opportunity for the AsSHAT configuration (bad for the stros but always funny)
1.8 is chump change to Walmart lmao
December 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
1.8 is chump change to Walmart lmao
Nothing feels better than dumping a 50 lb bag of flour into an 80 quart Hobart
December 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Nothing feels better than dumping a 50 lb bag of flour into an 80 quart Hobart
Damnit, Ben... You called it
December 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Damnit, Ben... You called it
Damn I already did it when they hired Bari. RIP watching Champions League
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Damn I already did it when they hired Bari. RIP watching Champions League