Allan Johnson
@apjfive.bsky.social
Chef that went to Law School like an idiot
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Ole Miss. Indiana. Miami. Oregon. Sweeping changes to college football were supposed to make the sport’s historic powers more powerful. But as the CFP semifinal matchups show, something else happened instead. The latest from @me. www.theringer.com/2026/01/08/c...
College Football’s New World Order
Ole Miss. Indiana. Miami. Oregon. Sweeping changes to college football were supposed to make the sport’s historic powers more powerful. Something else happened instead.
www.theringer.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Ole Miss. Indiana. Miami. Oregon. Sweeping changes to college football were supposed to make the sport’s historic powers more powerful. But as the CFP semifinal matchups show, something else happened instead. The latest from @me. www.theringer.com/2026/01/08/c...
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The government is saying that violence rules. That snatching foreign leaders and territories, and shooting US citizens in their cars at point blank range, is justified. That resistance is not only futile, it is dangerous. They can say these things. But they cannot force us to believe them.
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
The government is saying that violence rules. That snatching foreign leaders and territories, and shooting US citizens in their cars at point blank range, is justified. That resistance is not only futile, it is dangerous. They can say these things. But they cannot force us to believe them.
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i know we all know this but just to say it out loud: a Honda Pilot at a dead stop is not and cannot become a weapon
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM
i know we all know this but just to say it out loud: a Honda Pilot at a dead stop is not and cannot become a weapon
@marisakabas.bsky.social Do you mind if I forward the email version of your Venezuela story to a few family members?
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
@marisakabas.bsky.social Do you mind if I forward the email version of your Venezuela story to a few family members?
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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regimes in control don’t act like this. they are losing.
it’s a troll administration run by sociopaths and racists. i can’t defeat them by myself, and you can’t either. and if you let these people drive you insane they win.
just do your acts of kindness. they are incredibly weak and they know it.
we’re gonna win.
just do your acts of kindness. they are incredibly weak and they know it.
we’re gonna win.
December 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
regimes in control don’t act like this. they are losing.
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Jerry Jones:
a man in a red jacket with the words pay that man his money above him
ALT: a man in a red jacket with the words pay that man his money above him
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Jerry Jones:
@bubbaprog.xyz has Amazon been doing long stretches with no score bug on NBA games often this season? Rockets Nuggets just went a weird amount of time without one
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@bubbaprog.xyz has Amazon been doing long stretches with no score bug on NBA games often this season? Rockets Nuggets just went a weird amount of time without one
Gonna need someone more informed than me to explain why we traded Dubon for another infielder with a worse bat? After cutting Urias yesterday? Make it make sense #Astros
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Gonna need someone more informed than me to explain why we traded Dubon for another infielder with a worse bat? After cutting Urias yesterday? Make it make sense #Astros
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New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Great Houston sports day... Texans, Rockets, Coogs all win and Coogs Football is ranked again
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Great Houston sports day... Texans, Rockets, Coogs all win and Coogs Football is ranked again
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Hey @YouTubeTV and @Disney suck my balls you stupid fucks
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hey @YouTubeTV and @Disney suck my balls you stupid fucks
@sickoscommittee.org passed the Utah test
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
@sickoscommittee.org passed the Utah test
@sickoscommittee.org Utah taking the honorable route to the 50 burger by kicking FGs
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
@sickoscommittee.org Utah taking the honorable route to the 50 burger by kicking FGs
Excited to hang out with my #Astros buddies on blue sky for the #Rockets season!
Let's shock the world and ruin OKC's banner night
Let's shock the world and ruin OKC's banner night
a basketball player with the number 28 on his jersey stands in front of another player
ALT: a basketball player with the number 28 on his jersey stands in front of another player
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Man, the nostalgia this brings. Memories of the most stressful and joyous moments of my life as an NBA and #Rockets fan. I hope NBC knocks this shit outta the park tonight
IT'S BACK!!!
John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Man, the nostalgia this brings. Memories of the most stressful and joyous moments of my life as an NBA and #Rockets fan. I hope NBC knocks this shit outta the park tonight
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My 2 year old when I tell him he can’t wear one of his 3 Gravedigger shirts to a nice restaurant
women don't like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My 2 year old when I tell him he can’t wear one of his 3 Gravedigger shirts to a nice restaurant
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM