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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 17h

the right thing is simple never easy but you do it anyway

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 17h

simply not my problem, probably should have done the right thing

Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 17h

incredibly, bleakly funny that trump is going after christopher wray, who spent his entire tenure at the fbi with his head down desperately trying to avoid trump's attention and did nothing to protect the bureau from trump's attacks www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Other prosecutors are investigating former CIA director John Brennan, another prominent Trump critic, and former FBI director Christopher Wray, who was originally appointed by Trump but enraged conservatives who came to believe he had wielded the bureau’s powers against them. Former officials have received subpoenas in recent days in the Wray inquiry, according to a person with direct knowledge of the matter.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 18h

Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online

FRANKENFEET FOR SALE
Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away.
But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge.

WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON.
Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 18h

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read:

HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH?

Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online
By Herman Baldsack

Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 18h

give him a break everybody here is super racist

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 18h

this is not an endorsement of the culture around penn state

BenState @baney84.bsky.social · 22h

Do you ever think, "hey, maybe James Franklin's race and the weight of being a Biracial Black Man in an extremely white and racist area is playing a factor in the stress that's in his face?" Do you ever think "I wonder if the criticism is real or cherry picked to get him out"?

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 18h

what am i supposed to do, i have to go to work tomorrow, the mortgage doesn't pay itself

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 18h

it's a testament to how just completely beaten down we are that this isn't supremely insane, it's just how things are now

Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20h

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 19h

you are seventy three years old and rich beyond the dreams of avarice, go fishing dude. you and your dime girlfriend just go to lake tahoe. how do i have to explain any of this to you.

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 20h

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 19h

man i tell you what

Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.bsky.social · 19h

Linda Ronstadt, 1979 Topps #Dodgers

#Baseball

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 19h

thank you north carolina for taking the heat off ucla being a dumpster fire, love you

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 20h

From one UNC defensive assistant: "What we've done to these kids is fucked up."

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 19h

well that was fun while it lasted

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 20h

Using recruit violations to knock down a coach's buyout has become a standard practice. If Belichick cannot find a landing spot to trigger his own buyout, he’s expected to accept a greatly reduced, compromised rate

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 20h

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 19h

not beating the scheming viziers allegations

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 19h

Good lord.

@apnews.com

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 19h

man i just want it to stop

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 19h

i live in a country with these people, awesome stuff

Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 1d

This is what they have been preaching at MAGA churches for years, pastors invoking Trump as a prophet and king, indoctrinating the cult. This is the extent of MAGA "Christianity", they've successfully removed Christ and why they now openly attack Catholics and other denominations.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 20h

dawg this is my president, every day is just a complete funhouse mirror.

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20h

Reporter: "Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending Habeus Corpus to not only deal with these insurrectionists across the nation but also to continue rapidly deporting illegal aliens?"

Trump: "I'd rather leave that to Kristi [Noem]"

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 21h

that's wild dude

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 21h

everything is one giant shit hole in this country i am in charge of

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 21h

you can see the exact moment he knew he got clipped

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 21h

no way back from that

TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 1d

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 21h

cool cool

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

SORTOR: I took this flag from the man that was burning it in the street

TRUMP: Do you know who he is?

SORTOR: Oh yeah

TRUMP: So why don't you give it to Pam. Give it to the attorney general and we'll start prosecutions

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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 21h

thank you for bringing up how much I get my ass kicked mr. president I appreciate that

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Trump: "Andy Ngo has been repeatedly beaten by antifa thugs. Andy is a very serious person too. Been watching him for a long time. Is Andy here? Hello, I thought that was you. You're looking better than you do out on those streets."

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 21h

crazy people. i am ruled by crazy people.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 21h

these are people completely untethered from anything approaching reality. ive arrested dozens of antifa members no you haven't, that's not true.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Noem: "These leaders in these local cities along with Pritzker and Johnson ignore what's going on or they're helping antifa cover it up."

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