not an art thief
@famousartthief.bsky.social
higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.
i forgot what watching sports on the east coast is like. it’s fucking my internal clock all up
ucla playing at 10:30pm come on dawg
ucla playing at 10:30pm come on dawg
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i forgot what watching sports on the east coast is like. it’s fucking my internal clock all up
ucla playing at 10:30pm come on dawg
ucla playing at 10:30pm come on dawg
got to tour the hemingway house today and between liverpool and ucla i’m trying really hard to not make a joke about self harm
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
got to tour the hemingway house today and between liverpool and ucla i’m trying really hard to not make a joke about self harm
c’mon man its english premier league and college football day, i don’t need to wake up on vacation to this stuff
buncha degenerates on here i tell you what
buncha degenerates on here i tell you what
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
c’mon man its english premier league and college football day, i don’t need to wake up on vacation to this stuff
buncha degenerates on here i tell you what
buncha degenerates on here i tell you what
been traveling all day so just catching up. lmao.
mamdani will charm the shit out of him and trump will be like we need a higher congestion tax in new york
dumb mark
dumb mark
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
been traveling all day so just catching up. lmao.
nah i’m good, flying out tomorrow in shorts and flip flops. not dressing for a sales pitch on a flight to miami, big dog.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
nah i’m good, flying out tomorrow in shorts and flip flops. not dressing for a sales pitch on a flight to miami, big dog.
buzz grambo is a star wars ass name but he’s doing the lord’s work so may the force be with you buzz grambo
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
buzz grambo is a star wars ass name but he’s doing the lord’s work so may the force be with you buzz grambo
animalympics and wacky races is what we had and we were damn happy to have them. netflix wasn’t walking through that door in 1986.
This was so much fun to write. One of the true horrors of my childhood.
Do...do you want to see horny cartoon characters do the Olympics? Too bad that's what @mikedrucker.bsky.social brought us today. It's a Nerding day but, like, a horny one. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/nerd...
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
animalympics and wacky races is what we had and we were damn happy to have them. netflix wasn’t walking through that door in 1986.
it’s 6:45 and dark and i just want to go to sleep i hate this so much
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
it’s 6:45 and dark and i just want to go to sleep i hate this so much
first fitna, very unfair fitna, we are looking strongly at it
They call him ALI—great Caliph, the Trump of Arabia, should have been Caliph after Muhammad but Sleepy Abu Bakr stole it from him—but the WOKE want to erase him like all our great leaders, which is why I am signing an Executive Order saying all mosques must mention Ali in the Adhan! TYFYATTM!
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
first fitna, very unfair fitna, we are looking strongly at it
that’s a big smile right before it turns into not a big smile
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
that’s a big smile right before it turns into not a big smile
trump is dumb as fuck and a mark for anybody with a hint of charisma so there is a nonzero chance he comes out of this meeting and declares himself a democratic socialist
At least Trump is going into this with an open mind as a positive and optimistic unifier of the American people.
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
trump is dumb as fuck and a mark for anybody with a hint of charisma so there is a nonzero chance he comes out of this meeting and declares himself a democratic socialist
the majority of people that died in the terror were poor. i have this as a macro so i can just hit a button and it spits it out. the majority of people that died in the terror were poor.
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
the majority of people that died in the terror were poor. i have this as a macro so i can just hit a button and it spits it out. the majority of people that died in the terror were poor.
not doing college admissions discourse knock yourself out
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
not doing college admissions discourse knock yourself out
i like daniel larson’s books and i will always champion popular history but nathaniel philbrick is right over there
The answer is The Right Stuff, distressing number of people suggesting the overrated Devil in the White City. SPOILER ALERT: they invent the fucking Ferris wheel.
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i like daniel larson’s books and i will always champion popular history but nathaniel philbrick is right over there
the richest man in the world created a large language model so that if people ask if he is a loser it says no he is actually pretty dope
i mean come on man, there is nothing i can say to insult that guy, he’s beyond making fun of. just another level of being a loser.
i mean come on man, there is nothing i can say to insult that guy, he’s beyond making fun of. just another level of being a loser.
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the richest man in the world created a large language model so that if people ask if he is a loser it says no he is actually pretty dope
i mean come on man, there is nothing i can say to insult that guy, he’s beyond making fun of. just another level of being a loser.
i mean come on man, there is nothing i can say to insult that guy, he’s beyond making fun of. just another level of being a loser.
i always say the best student i ever had was a person that raised her hand five times a day to the point where the other students rolled their eyes and i called her comrade questions anyway she works at the jet propulsion laboratory now
The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i always say the best student i ever had was a person that raised her hand five times a day to the point where the other students rolled their eyes and i called her comrade questions anyway she works at the jet propulsion laboratory now
smug asshole gets cumppance, a rare and delightful tale
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
smug asshole gets cumppance, a rare and delightful tale
absolute peak dumb guy stuff. happy international men’s day everybody.
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
absolute peak dumb guy stuff. happy international men’s day everybody.
losing my shit because normies said hey don’t do unlawful stuff
ngl sounds a bit suspicious
ngl sounds a bit suspicious
Stephen Miller on a PSA reminding troops to not follow unlawful orders: "It is insurrection ... It's a general call for rebellion from the CIA and the armed services of the United States by Democrat lawmakers."
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
losing my shit because normies said hey don’t do unlawful stuff
ngl sounds a bit suspicious
ngl sounds a bit suspicious
he was tedious and boring and an asshole. not exactly buddy holly dying in a plane crash where you wonder what the next chapter would have been. he was just boring.
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
he was tedious and boring and an asshole. not exactly buddy holly dying in a plane crash where you wonder what the next chapter would have been. he was just boring.
rich people should be held to account for their malfeasance imo
turns out a culture of complete elite impunity also bred a staggering degree of sexual depravity (not in the good way), and it sucks to see, actually
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
rich people should be held to account for their malfeasance imo
not pointing out anybody in particular but masked officials sitting in the woods planning to kidnap people should be shot in the head.
just thinking about random things that would never happen in a free society. have a great day.
just thinking about random things that would never happen in a free society. have a great day.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
not pointing out anybody in particular but masked officials sitting in the woods planning to kidnap people should be shot in the head.
just thinking about random things that would never happen in a free society. have a great day.
just thinking about random things that would never happen in a free society. have a great day.
the black/brown alliance has never been stronger
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the black/brown alliance has never been stronger
i will say this again and again but these guys are going to roll into the wrong cities and catch hands
Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i will say this again and again but these guys are going to roll into the wrong cities and catch hands