not an art thief
@famousartthief.bsky.social
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higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.
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famousartthief.bsky.social
everything is one giant shit hole in this country i am in charge of
famousartthief.bsky.social
you can see the exact moment he knew he got clipped
famousartthief.bsky.social
no way back from that
trestiffany.bsky.social
“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
famousartthief.bsky.social
cool cool
atrupar.com
SORTOR: I took this flag from the man that was burning it in the street

TRUMP: Do you know who he is?

SORTOR: Oh yeah

TRUMP: So why don't you give it to Pam. Give it to the attorney general and we'll start prosecutions
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sregorn.bsky.social
thank you for bringing up how much I get my ass kicked mr. president I appreciate that
atrupar.com
Trump: "Andy Ngo has been repeatedly beaten by antifa thugs. Andy is a very serious person too. Been watching him for a long time. Is Andy here? Hello, I thought that was you. You're looking better than you do out on those streets."
famousartthief.bsky.social
crazy people. i am ruled by crazy people.
famousartthief.bsky.social
these are people completely untethered from anything approaching reality. ive arrested dozens of antifa members no you haven't, that's not true.
atrupar.com
Noem: "These leaders in these local cities along with Pritzker and Johnson ignore what's going on or they're helping antifa cover it up."
famousartthief.bsky.social
i dunno man the supreme pontiff of the catholic church seems pretty upset about all this immigration stuff, i am not catholic but he seems super nonplussed
famousartthief.bsky.social
yeah man the last ten years have really just been giving a permission structure to people to be cruel and i don't want to be cruel i want to watch the long goodbye on the criterion channel

lotta mean people out there
famousartthief.bsky.social
can everybody just be normal and i guess the answer is no absolutely not
famousartthief.bsky.social
been talking to mi esposa about this and i think a lot of what fuels our depression is that we are surrounded by insane people
nikigrayson.com
the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
famousartthief.bsky.social
well i'm sold
burgessev.bsky.social
Rubio explained to Senate Republicans this afternoon the legal theory behind the administration’s strikes on the boats off coast of Venezuela, per Sen. Kennedy. “He’s clearly thought it through”
famousartthief.bsky.social
i'm not pronatalist or antinatalist because those terms are freak shit, please go outside. go camping. my neighbor is in yosemite right now, insanely jealous
famousartthief.bsky.social
ngl i think the discourse around having babies is weird and minding your own business remains undefeated
famousartthief.bsky.social
reminder that bob tewksbury once had seventeen wins and twenty walks in a season which is basically just bonkers
shakespeare.lol
His wit’s as thick as Tewksbury mustard
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bronzeagebabies.bsky.social
This here’s a man of the people.
Former Cubs pitcher Lee Smith on why he always walked so slowly out of the bullpen when he was called - he heard the grounds crew got time and a half of the game stretched past 4:30 pm.
famousartthief.bsky.social
again not to be repetitive but can we call it fascism yet
flglchicago.bsky.social
Here’s video of the incident
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mrpussy.xyz
>not a veteran
>wall full of challenge coins
Kash Patel wearing the corniest Christmas camo punisher skull sweatshirt with his own podcast advertised on the sleeve, wearing his own merch hat too and another behind him, in front of an American flag challenge coin holder that also contains stickers for his podcast buster bluth in fatigues with arms full of stuffed animals. "these are my awards, mother. from army."
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
Listen I’m always glad when I discover there’s still people managing to live without being Too Online but MA’AM Freida you gotta be careful with the hearts of a nation
famousartthief.bsky.social
the least pleasant person you’ve ever met is getting a podcast
famousartthief.bsky.social
hoo boy
oliverdarcy.bsky.social
Some scoops in here: Adam O'Neal is telling people he will helm The WaPo's flagship opinion podcast, spending upwards of four hours a day on it. He's also indicated, per a source, that he plans to remain in his current job for decades. www.status.news/p/washington...