free big mac? what did he do?

i’ve had enough microplastics for one lifetime. i think im ready to level up to macroplastics

i won the legacy challenge last night with ur cutter. if i were to play the deck again i’d cut the tnn, 2 cutter, 2 predict for 4 delver, and an extra murktide. cutter was very slow and clunky but it also had some spots where it enabled me to not care about swords. also please cut the mountain lol

getting zooted off the bone shaped dog xans

few things succeed in making me feel as stupid as when i play the nyt connections

Some pretty stunning answers here from DHS Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar in today's interview with NPR's Michel Martin, in which Edgar equates pro-Palestinian protests with terrorist activity and can't point to any crime committed by Mahmoud Khalil: npr.org/2025/03/13/n...

Won a small 14 person RCQ in Ames today.

R1: Reanimator WW
R2: Gruul WW
R3: Mono Red WW
R4: Dimir WW
R5: Draw

Semis: 5C Legends WW
Finals: Golgari WLW

@fireshoes.bsky.social See you in Minneapolis!

getting a dangerous and experimental surgery tomorrow to replace all my bones with cottage cheese

there's just so much hate in my heart i don't think i could ever fully enjoy a Happy Meal

just saved $300 on groceries through the ancient buddhist practice of shoplifting

i am a victim of mcdonald’s advertising. that shit works on me

if there’s one thing i’ve learned about cooking recently, it’s that you should always grab a cast iron pan by the handle with your bare hand before placing it directly in the dishwasher