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Apocalyptic Sage
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I’ve watched this film when it hit the theater. I’ve watched it several times since. It’s happening in real time every freaking day. It’s more like a documentary at this point.
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!

CIA: Oh my god he just ran in
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
It’s true. Everyone- including husband- got a stocking but me. (Ex- husband now)
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
When I was a child, I wanted to marry him.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I raised my kids on Speed Racer. They are both upstanding citizens.
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh gosh, I’m not the only one
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oof
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM