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I root for whichever of Ole Miss and Auburn is pissing me off less.
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I root for whichever of Ole Miss and Auburn is pissing me off less.
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#251
#ProtectTransKids
No one:
Vanity Fair:
Vanity Fair:
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
No one:
Vanity Fair:
Vanity Fair:
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
I highly encourage you to YouTube “80s Christmas specials with commercials”
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I highly encourage you to YouTube “80s Christmas specials with commercials”
I’m literally wearing this outfit
December 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m literally wearing this outfit
Me every time I have to go to the bank
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Me every time I have to go to the bank
Most of my bones (not all original, plus an extra rib)
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Most of my bones (not all original, plus an extra rib)
Man starts bringing lunch from home to cut down on small joys
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Man starts bringing lunch from home to cut down on small joys
The net from the last basketball game played at the old, old (before the Tad Pad) coliseum at Ole Miss.
Because my dad had the foresight to cut it down.
Because my dad had the foresight to cut it down.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The net from the last basketball game played at the old, old (before the Tad Pad) coliseum at Ole Miss.
Because my dad had the foresight to cut it down.
Because my dad had the foresight to cut it down.
I’m a size “Lane Kiffin voodoo doll” if you’re thinking about a Christmas gift.
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m a size “Lane Kiffin voodoo doll” if you’re thinking about a Christmas gift.
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Kiffin is just trying to ensure @texaninnyc.bsky.social and I have to get lawyers involved to settle who won the bet.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Kiffin is just trying to ensure @texaninnyc.bsky.social and I have to get lawyers involved to settle who won the bet.
Egg Bowl is Egg Bowling.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Egg Bowl is Egg Bowling.
Wouldn’t this brawl have been better yesterday when everybody was full of pie and red wine?
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wouldn’t this brawl have been better yesterday when everybody was full of pie and red wine?
I have exactly two and they’re basically my siblings.
White people dont even have cousins!
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have exactly two and they’re basically my siblings.
Thankful to have had the perfect amount of wine at Thanksgiving dinner, and to now be home alone on my couch in PJs.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Thankful to have had the perfect amount of wine at Thanksgiving dinner, and to now be home alone on my couch in PJs.
Them: hyper independence is a coping mechanism for trauma.
Me: you know who I text when the plane lands? Not a goddamn soul.
Me: you know who I text when the plane lands? Not a goddamn soul.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Them: hyper independence is a coping mechanism for trauma.
Me: you know who I text when the plane lands? Not a goddamn soul.
Me: you know who I text when the plane lands? Not a goddamn soul.
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
Pro tip: tell your MAGA dad to wait and watch the Ken Burns American Revolution series with you over the holidays. Voila, a reprieve from Fox News.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Pro tip: tell your MAGA dad to wait and watch the Ken Burns American Revolution series with you over the holidays. Voila, a reprieve from Fox News.
A fun game to play is to watch the Ken Burns American Revolution and try to pick out all the voice actors.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A fun game to play is to watch the Ken Burns American Revolution and try to pick out all the voice actors.
Death by Lightning: excellent, thank you, next obscure president please!
Betty Gilpin’s wig in the last scene: a capital offense.
Betty Gilpin’s wig in the last scene: a capital offense.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Death by Lightning: excellent, thank you, next obscure president please!
Betty Gilpin’s wig in the last scene: a capital offense.
Betty Gilpin’s wig in the last scene: a capital offense.
In the last 36 hours I have:
-gone to the barn with my sister and met her new horse
-gone to my first game at Autzen Stadium
-stayed in a cute farmhouse on a river
-watched the Rebs get to 10-1 for the first time ever
-had a great time with my sister and brother-in-law
-gone to the barn with my sister and met her new horse
-gone to my first game at Autzen Stadium
-stayed in a cute farmhouse on a river
-watched the Rebs get to 10-1 for the first time ever
-had a great time with my sister and brother-in-law
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
In the last 36 hours I have:
-gone to the barn with my sister and met her new horse
-gone to my first game at Autzen Stadium
-stayed in a cute farmhouse on a river
-watched the Rebs get to 10-1 for the first time ever
-had a great time with my sister and brother-in-law
-gone to the barn with my sister and met her new horse
-gone to my first game at Autzen Stadium
-stayed in a cute farmhouse on a river
-watched the Rebs get to 10-1 for the first time ever
-had a great time with my sister and brother-in-law
Autzen Stadium is a 10/10 experience so far.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Autzen Stadium is a 10/10 experience so far.