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𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍 🍎🥧
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𝒀𝒂'𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍!!!! 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒎𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆!


𝑴𝑫𝑵𝑰 𝒎𝒖𝒏 𝒊𝒔 22
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𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚 𝑰'𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻!!!!
Lucifer raise a brow slightly and smirks as he goes to find them

Cracking knuckles..
"...Really now. ONE. SECOND."

And here comes the mile long list of names.

"Here, these are the ones needing a good smackdown and the reasons why."
"The fact that I'm the only lucifer that can harm sinners if needed is crazy

But great!"
January 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
"So I would've still torn his ass up. Sometimes pride can't get in the way all the time-

But I get what you're saying"
January 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"What the fuck? Dude he was willing to destroy our daughter's reputation.... he was literally twisting lies about her .

And your saying there's no reason for it?"
"... Charlie wouldn't have appreciated me destroying Vox right there. There was no reason for it.

I shouldn't have allowed Vaggi to talk me into it."
"Look bud being a king is hard....but sometimes a promise has to be break...

I'm not saying you have to.. but sometimes you gotta show people who's in charge of a whole kingdom..'
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"Look bud being a king is hard....but sometimes a promise has to be break...

I'm not saying you have to.. but sometimes you gotta show people who's in charge of a whole kingdom..'
"Well, good for you."
"Of course.."

Facepalm..

"As for me she just let's me do it when necessary or if they deserve it.."
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
"Of course.."

Facepalm..

"As for me she just let's me do it when necessary or if they deserve it.."
"Shit like that is more father-coded. And I made a promise to Lilith."
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"Why?"
"I can harm sinners, I just choose not to."
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
"The fact that I'm the only lucifer that can harm sinners if needed is crazy

But great!"
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Got done beating up some sinners....

H u f f s
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
"Pfff okay but one second.."

One tap on the shoulder and poor lute goes flying

Laughs

"Byeeee bitchhhh!!!!"
“Then fuck off first fallen. Leave me to my fantasy” arms crossed.
"Probably and I don't fucking know...

Neither do I care.."
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
"Probably and I don't fucking know...

Neither do I care.."
“She’s identical to your daughter! Just hot.. And an actual angel. Not some abomination. Does that mean Adam fell..? Wonder what hells like in her realm”
"Why because she reminds you of my daughter? The princess of hell???"
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
"Now shush until I figure out what to do in the meantime.."

Sits down on the chair and fingers fall on the bridge of his black nose...
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
"Why because she reminds you of my daughter? The princess of hell???"
“I dislike seeing that version of the princess.. The general.”
January 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
PUNCHING HIM

"That"

:)
“Oh? And what are YOU going to do to me?!”
"Exactly and enough is enough...."

💢💢💢
January 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
"A apple pie slice and a iced mocha..."

He was stressed from the entire day..

Being king is stressful...
The sound of the bell on the door sounding off and pulled her attention from her task, her gaze shifting to look to whoever had entered. "Hello! Take your time to order!"
He walks in the cafe as he let's out a huff while sitting down on the chair

Nose scrunched up

"Mmmm..."
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
"Exactly and enough is enough...."

💢💢💢
“So you are blaming me for something that I do year round?”
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"Correct!

Ding ding ding!"
“Is it because of the exterminations?”
"Because you keep causing more chaos in hell

So yeah"
January 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
He walks in the cafe as he let's out a huff while sitting down on the chair

Nose scrunched up

"Mmmm..."
@applepieblonde.bsky.social

Vivienne had just finished an order and collected payment, waving the customer off. Today was a slow day, not that she minded. Since there wasn't anyone else around at the moment, she moved to the dishes to wash them with a soft hum.
January 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"Because you keep causing more chaos in hell

So yeah"
“Why are you even doing this?!”
"HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!! demanding me?

THE KING OF HELL??? not a chance you'll be my prisoner until then.."
January 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!! demanding me?

THE KING OF HELL??? not a chance you'll be my prisoner until then.."
“Because I demand you to do so!” He yelled, clenching his fists in anger.
"And why should I? Hm?"

The demon king starts circling him as his tail flicks slightly in the air.. hands in pockets

Smirking a bit
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
"Hmmmm?

Okie then!"
January 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
"And why should I? Hm?"

The demon king starts circling him as his tail flicks slightly in the air.. hands in pockets

Smirking a bit
((@applepieblonde.bsky.social))

“Let me out of here! Let me go!”
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Hm????

Something wrong?
“Huh. Two kings”
January 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Sipping iced coffee...
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚 𝑰'𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM