Moved twitter and instagram into the 2nd page of my social media folder so now I just open this app off reflex, only to see nothing and close it. It’s refreshing! How social media should be

@danhentschel.bsky.social thank god you’re still alive here, dan! They can’t kill you everywhere!

I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity

Currently trying to hold down this detestably large and overripe banana

HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY

Peekaboo is probably my sneaky favorite song just bc it has so much good fun lines but the azchike thumb line could have been changed lol

I can’t stop saying BING BOP BOOM BOOM BOOM BOP BAM

Kendrick is just such a fun goofy guy but also can make the most poignant thought provoking songs and I’m glad he gave us both in the same space to show both can live together

Both gnx and chromakopia are really good though I’ve only listened to chromakopia once bc I’ve been too busy listening to gnx 40 times the past weekend

Jared McCain

If you wanna know what it’s like being a sixers fan rn

3 hours and 2.5 pounds of beans later

On the Bean Line tonight

I kinda wanted to start fresh on bluesky with a new user but I feel like I have only just begun with aquapontifex…. bring in pope osmosis jones the third