Veronica Rivers
@aquard-river.bsky.social
Epileptic and Trans. LGBTQIA+ only. I like anime, manga, vidya, and cats.
I don't like nazis, bigots, racists, or fascists.
I don't like nazis, bigots, racists, or fascists.
May 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Midnight blanket humper
February 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Midnight blanket humper
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
ATLANTA—In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured. The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly […]
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February 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
YouTube video by The Onion
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January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
This is, democracy manifest
January 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is, democracy manifest
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I would like to acknowledge President Trump's recent decision to sign an order this week. Notably, she is now recognized as the United States' first female president. You go girl!
January 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I would like to acknowledge President Trump's recent decision to sign an order this week. Notably, she is now recognized as the United States' first female president. You go girl!
Anyone notice that Musk went from being the Henry Ford of our generation to being the Henry Ford of our generation?
January 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Anyone notice that Musk went from being the Henry Ford of our generation to being the Henry Ford of our generation?
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I'm not saying Elon Musk needs a moral compass, but if he found one, he'd probably try to launch it into space. Maybe then it would point him in the right direction
January 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm not saying Elon Musk needs a moral compass, but if he found one, he'd probably try to launch it into space. Maybe then it would point him in the right direction
