The Anal-Retentive Chef
@ar-chef.bsky.social
Realist and practitioner of abductive reasoning in all areas of life...usually.
O.M.G.--Hawley fell for the lies once again. That boy has a brain bucket chock full o' Missouri muleshit.
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
O.M.G.--Hawley fell for the lies once again. That boy has a brain bucket chock full o' Missouri muleshit.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Woke up this morning, looked outside and thought "what an outstanding day to release all the Epstein Files."
January 14, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Woke up this morning, looked outside and thought "what an outstanding day to release all the Epstein Files."
The Tyrant had everybody fooled. He isn't going to flee to Russia after he's impeached. He's setting up his own dictatorship in Venezuela! If he leaves now I'll send him a new coffee grinder as a housewarming gift.
Go! Make Venezuela Great Again!
Go! Make Venezuela Great Again!
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The Tyrant had everybody fooled. He isn't going to flee to Russia after he's impeached. He's setting up his own dictatorship in Venezuela! If he leaves now I'll send him a new coffee grinder as a housewarming gift.
Go! Make Venezuela Great Again!
Go! Make Venezuela Great Again!
Release the Epstein Files. It's the law.
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Release the Epstein Files. It's the law.
For those who are pissed off and ready to take action against the Tyrant and his ICEstapo squads, take heart--WE ARE MOBILIZING. Start recruiting. Start raising money. Start making contacts and getting the word out.
WE CAN END THIS TYRANNY ON NOV. 3RD. Vote against every GOP member on the ballot.
WE CAN END THIS TYRANNY ON NOV. 3RD. Vote against every GOP member on the ballot.
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
For those who are pissed off and ready to take action against the Tyrant and his ICEstapo squads, take heart--WE ARE MOBILIZING. Start recruiting. Start raising money. Start making contacts and getting the word out.
WE CAN END THIS TYRANNY ON NOV. 3RD. Vote against every GOP member on the ballot.
WE CAN END THIS TYRANNY ON NOV. 3RD. Vote against every GOP member on the ballot.
It's Monday!!! Have ALL of the Epstein Files been released yet?
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 PM
It's Monday!!! Have ALL of the Epstein Files been released yet?
Keeping the receipts. ICEstapo goons will be brought to justice. Murder is murder.
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Keeping the receipts. ICEstapo goons will be brought to justice. Murder is murder.
Wasn't Trump set to pardon him?
www.npr.org/2026/01/07/g...
www.npr.org/2026/01/07/g...
CIA turncoat Aldrich Ames, who sold U.S. secrets to the Soviets, dies in prison at 84
CIA turncoat Aldrich Ames, who betrayed Western intelligence assets to the Soviet Union and Russia in one of the most damaging breaches in U.S. history, has died in a Maryland prison. He was 84.
www.npr.org
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Wasn't Trump set to pardon him?
www.npr.org/2026/01/07/g...
www.npr.org/2026/01/07/g...
Animals can be so humane at times...
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www.npr.org/2026/01/07/n...
Sick young ants send out a 'kill me' scent to prevent deadly epidemics
Young, infected Lasius neglectus ants will send out an altruistic "kill me" signal to worker ants, a new study finds, as part of a strategy to keep deadly pathogens from spreading through the colony.
www.npr.org
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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I know today is Wednesday, but I propose that every Monday shall be EPSTEIN MONDAY so that the public stays focused on the unfinished business of releasing all the Epstein files in accordance with the law and the Presidents wishes.
Be not distracted by shiny objects or the colorful "eye" of a cobra.
Be not distracted by shiny objects or the colorful "eye" of a cobra.
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I know today is Wednesday, but I propose that every Monday shall be EPSTEIN MONDAY so that the public stays focused on the unfinished business of releasing all the Epstein files in accordance with the law and the Presidents wishes.
Be not distracted by shiny objects or the colorful "eye" of a cobra.
Be not distracted by shiny objects or the colorful "eye" of a cobra.
HUMPDAY QUIZ:
In 2016 this former member of the military said, "the military said it won't follow unlawful orders from their commander in chief."
Who was it?
In 2016 this former member of the military said, "the military said it won't follow unlawful orders from their commander in chief."
Who was it?
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
HUMPDAY QUIZ:
In 2016 this former member of the military said, "the military said it won't follow unlawful orders from their commander in chief."
Who was it?
In 2016 this former member of the military said, "the military said it won't follow unlawful orders from their commander in chief."
Who was it?
Hey "Dr" Marshall, 80 innocent Venezualan citizens were slain by US troops in an illegal "law enforcement action" in a sovereign country and you cheered for it. Is that what you voted for in 2024? You're just as culpable ya toady.
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Hey "Dr" Marshall, 80 innocent Venezualan citizens were slain by US troops in an illegal "law enforcement action" in a sovereign country and you cheered for it. Is that what you voted for in 2024? You're just as culpable ya toady.
Dear Foreign Countries Who Used To Be Our Friends,
Please do not associate our being Americans with having any sort of affection or liking of our current Tyrant-in-Chief. The overwhelming majority of the country is sick of him and wants to see him gone. We ask for patience until November.
Please do not associate our being Americans with having any sort of affection or liking of our current Tyrant-in-Chief. The overwhelming majority of the country is sick of him and wants to see him gone. We ask for patience until November.
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Dear Foreign Countries Who Used To Be Our Friends,
Please do not associate our being Americans with having any sort of affection or liking of our current Tyrant-in-Chief. The overwhelming majority of the country is sick of him and wants to see him gone. We ask for patience until November.
Please do not associate our being Americans with having any sort of affection or liking of our current Tyrant-in-Chief. The overwhelming majority of the country is sick of him and wants to see him gone. We ask for patience until November.
I'm just going to assume that Donny Demento was paid a nice little sum of money by convicted drug smuggler Juan Orlando Hernández in order to secure the former president of Honduras' pardon last November. But if it was a Biden setup, why wasn't his brother and convicted co-conspirator pardoned, too?
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I'm just going to assume that Donny Demento was paid a nice little sum of money by convicted drug smuggler Juan Orlando Hernández in order to secure the former president of Honduras' pardon last November. But if it was a Biden setup, why wasn't his brother and convicted co-conspirator pardoned, too?
Hey Rep Mark Alford--ever hear of a guy named Juan Orlando Hernández?
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Hey Rep Mark Alford--ever hear of a guy named Juan Orlando Hernández?
Prediction 2: sometime this summer VP Vance, with the backing of a GOP-ruled Congress, implements Sec 4 of the 25th Amendment and TEMPORARILY removes Trump from power but not the presidency. If GOP loses in Nov, Vance plays along and dumps Trump, Vance gains political capital, GOP is back on track.
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Prediction 2: sometime this summer VP Vance, with the backing of a GOP-ruled Congress, implements Sec 4 of the 25th Amendment and TEMPORARILY removes Trump from power but not the presidency. If GOP loses in Nov, Vance plays along and dumps Trump, Vance gains political capital, GOP is back on track.
Prediction: sometime this summer VP Vance, with the backing of a GOP-ruled Congress, implements Sec 4 of the 25th Amendment and TEMPORARILY removes Trump from power but not the presidency. If GOP wins in November then it's "oh, just being cautious. Trump is fine. Rescind the 25th order." Or...
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Prediction: sometime this summer VP Vance, with the backing of a GOP-ruled Congress, implements Sec 4 of the 25th Amendment and TEMPORARILY removes Trump from power but not the presidency. If GOP wins in November then it's "oh, just being cautious. Trump is fine. Rescind the 25th order." Or...
MVGA!
America Second.
Trump is such a...aw hell, I can't come up with any new names.
Soooo...Trump is such a Trump.
America Second.
Trump is such a...aw hell, I can't come up with any new names.
Soooo...Trump is such a Trump.
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
MVGA!
America Second.
Trump is such a...aw hell, I can't come up with any new names.
Soooo...Trump is such a Trump.
America Second.
Trump is such a...aw hell, I can't come up with any new names.
Soooo...Trump is such a Trump.
Donny Demento can't have a REAL Nobel Peace Prize winner showing him up in the leadership category. Venezualans can run their own country ya needy little boy!
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Donny Demento can't have a REAL Nobel Peace Prize winner showing him up in the leadership category. Venezualans can run their own country ya needy little boy!
The indictments are writing themselves. We're gonna need more paper in the printer.
I think Putin has a nice house for Donny Demento to flee to in 2027. And it's not like Vlad needs to worry about DJT's health. He'll grab the rent crypto first though, cuz Pedo-Prez is old and "prone to accidents."
I think Putin has a nice house for Donny Demento to flee to in 2027. And it's not like Vlad needs to worry about DJT's health. He'll grab the rent crypto first though, cuz Pedo-Prez is old and "prone to accidents."
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The indictments are writing themselves. We're gonna need more paper in the printer.
I think Putin has a nice house for Donny Demento to flee to in 2027. And it's not like Vlad needs to worry about DJT's health. He'll grab the rent crypto first though, cuz Pedo-Prez is old and "prone to accidents."
I think Putin has a nice house for Donny Demento to flee to in 2027. And it's not like Vlad needs to worry about DJT's health. He'll grab the rent crypto first though, cuz Pedo-Prez is old and "prone to accidents."
Will 2026 be the year of the American versions of "La Carmagnole"? Maybe I should busy myself with learning the words and the dance steps--just in case.
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Will 2026 be the year of the American versions of "La Carmagnole"? Maybe I should busy myself with learning the words and the dance steps--just in case.
Philip Esformes is a former healthcare executive and nursing home mogul who orchestrated the largest healthcare fraud scheme in US history. Convicted in 2019 for healthcare fraud, illegal kickbacks, bribery, and money laundering, his 20 year prison sentence was commuted by The Felon Trump in 2020.
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Philip Esformes is a former healthcare executive and nursing home mogul who orchestrated the largest healthcare fraud scheme in US history. Convicted in 2019 for healthcare fraud, illegal kickbacks, bribery, and money laundering, his 20 year prison sentence was commuted by The Felon Trump in 2020.
The health care cost issue will never be resolved until all of Congress is required to pay their own way.
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The health care cost issue will never be resolved until all of Congress is required to pay their own way.