The Anal-Retentive Chef
@ar-chef.bsky.social
Realist and practitioner of abductive reasoning in all areas of life...usually.
Hmmm, I've had breakfast, got my coffee, did my business...oh right--
RELEASE ALL OF THE EPSTEIN FILES.
(thank you for your attention to this matter)
RELEASE ALL OF THE EPSTEIN FILES.
(thank you for your attention to this matter)
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Hmmm, I've had breakfast, got my coffee, did my business...oh right--
RELEASE ALL OF THE EPSTEIN FILES.
(thank you for your attention to this matter)
RELEASE ALL OF THE EPSTEIN FILES.
(thank you for your attention to this matter)
How in the world did the leaders of Greenland and Denmark get The Great and Powerful Doz to back down???
Fresh homemade salsa and guacamole for his TACO!
Fresh homemade salsa and guacamole for his TACO!
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 AM
How in the world did the leaders of Greenland and Denmark get The Great and Powerful Doz to back down???
Fresh homemade salsa and guacamole for his TACO!
Fresh homemade salsa and guacamole for his TACO!
Another psychophant bites the dust.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Another psychophant bites the dust.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Juxtaposition and irony--generally the hallmarks of good satire. In this case, real headlines.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Juxtaposition and irony--generally the hallmarks of good satire. In this case, real headlines.
Childhood memories: Saw one of those "claw" vending machines the other day but it was the old crane design. Awesome! A couple of dollars later I came away with a cheap medal of some sort. Said "Nobel Peace Prize" on it. I really wanted the badass butterfly knife next to it. Gave the medal to my dog.
January 17, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Childhood memories: Saw one of those "claw" vending machines the other day but it was the old crane design. Awesome! A couple of dollars later I came away with a cheap medal of some sort. Said "Nobel Peace Prize" on it. I really wanted the badass butterfly knife next to it. Gave the medal to my dog.
I hope she enjoys her new life among the peasants.
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I hope she enjoys her new life among the peasants.
Asked CoPilot to condense Trumps "speech" from last night and this is what came out.
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Asked CoPilot to condense Trumps "speech" from last night and this is what came out.
Trump uses highly sophisticated language tools to write his Truth Soshul posts.
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Trump uses highly sophisticated language tools to write his Truth Soshul posts.
So symbols which are divisive or associated with hate groups are still banned in the Coast Guard. Does that include this one?
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So symbols which are divisive or associated with hate groups are still banned in the Coast Guard. Does that include this one?
Oh my dearest Megyn, you sweet dumb bitch. It still makes him a pedophile!
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Oh my dearest Megyn, you sweet dumb bitch. It still makes him a pedophile!
Does he know about her? Has he had a chance to grope her yet? He better hurry--she's almost too old for him.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Does he know about her? Has he had a chance to grope her yet? He better hurry--she's almost too old for him.
What they thinkin?
Jeff: What a boorish asshole. I could so take him down.
Tyrant: Damn I hope he doesn't say anything about our "activities". I mean geez, we're buddies.
Jeff: What a boorish asshole. I could so take him down.
Tyrant: Damn I hope he doesn't say anything about our "activities". I mean geez, we're buddies.
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What they thinkin?
Jeff: What a boorish asshole. I could so take him down.
Tyrant: Damn I hope he doesn't say anything about our "activities". I mean geez, we're buddies.
Jeff: What a boorish asshole. I could so take him down.
Tyrant: Damn I hope he doesn't say anything about our "activities". I mean geez, we're buddies.
Annnnnd...the Epstein Files?
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Annnnnd...the Epstein Files?
To all those antifa's whose sacrifices made the world a safer, more just and democratic place--Thank You For Our Freedom.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
To all those antifa's whose sacrifices made the world a safer, more just and democratic place--Thank You For Our Freedom.
Striking resemblence.
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Striking resemblence.
One of MAGA's best and brightest.
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
One of MAGA's best and brightest.
KC: Inspiring, uplifting, this is the America I know. One of 18,000 (my estimate) Country-Loving Patriots.
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
KC: Inspiring, uplifting, this is the America I know. One of 18,000 (my estimate) Country-Loving Patriots.
When you have no actual evidence like a real video, just use AI and make shit up. Pic from Fox News Entertainment website today.
October 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
When you have no actual evidence like a real video, just use AI and make shit up. Pic from Fox News Entertainment website today.
KC No Kings Rally at Mill Creek Park.
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
KC No Kings Rally at Mill Creek Park.
I think this photo of President Trump enjoying a game of golf should be the one hanging on the Presidential Walk of Fame
September 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I think this photo of President Trump enjoying a game of golf should be the one hanging on the Presidential Walk of Fame
KC might be in the middle of the country, but that's a very wide and now uncrossable teal-colored ocean of points separation we have at the top of the table. Must have been the strong currents.
September 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
KC might be in the middle of the country, but that's a very wide and now uncrossable teal-colored ocean of points separation we have at the top of the table. Must have been the strong currents.