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arachnocapitalist
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a short, sturdy creature, fond of drink and industry

try using ‪@xblock.aendra.dev‬ if bsky hurts lately
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February 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
*whispers*
Celsius isn't good for baking either
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I picked exactly the right year to go sicko on defensive Xs and Os
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
meat
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Cris Collinsworth sure gets enthusiastic talking about quarterbacks getting pounded

what? I'm surprised a former wide receiver doesn't have more sympathy, don't look at me in that tone of voice
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Ads For Men IYKWIM have gone from "boner pills in discreet packaging" to "don't call it a diaper insert, in discreet packaging"
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
guess I'll youtube that after the game
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Darnold pocket presence game
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
things they don't say about Philip Rivers amirite
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
from what I'm seeing on the tee ell I'm not missing much getting Canadian ads
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Joe Montana in his emo era
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
savage
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
who says you can't learn things from sports
just found out jon bob jovi is alive
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
getting the token white band appearance out of the way as soon as they can ig
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Tommy Cutlets sighting

bsky.app/profile/sick...
Do we have the Super Bowl pregame fit for his agent Marist legend Sean Stellato?
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
it begins
February 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
(about Drake Maye) "he's going to feel the length of the defense"
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
lmaoooo
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
ruth gader binsburg
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM