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Selv
@selv.bsky.social
City dweller, successful fellow.

If you don’t have a plan, nothing can go wrong.

SW London
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February 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Goodnight.
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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The closing chapter of Young Punctum; April and the first week of May 1978. Featuring a lengthy prelude with personal revelations and a bit of a rant inspired by the "Non-Competitive Sports" section of @scribblerrob.bsky.social's Drum. And a LOT of music:
funthirty.blogspot.com/2026/02/apri...
APRIL-6 MAY 1978
Well, here it is – the closing chapter of   Young Punctum . There is no more because I stopped writing it after 6 May 1978. In the follo...
funthirty.blogspot.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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I saw a rainbow
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Carpe deum
February 7, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Goodnight.
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Did someone say beveragino?
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Sir Guenter Treitel came to the UK on the Kindertransport. He became the foremost authority on English contract law.
Famously, he held the Rolling Stones to their contract to play the Magdalen Ball in 1964 for £100 - they had suddenly become superstars after being booked as unknowns in 1963.
Magdalen launches Sir Guenter Treitel Scholarships.

Each year, three Sir Guenter Treitel Scholars will be provided with full funding (fees and maintenance) to study the Bachelor of Civil Law (BCL) at Magdalen College.

Read more: www.magd.ox.ac.uk/news/magdale...
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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SOUND UP!
Delighted to have rediscovered this historical artefact in an old moving box, and amazed it still works. Approach me with care until the battery runs out.
*My wife is less delighted.
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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A solicitor who charges by the millisecond is found on a spike in the middle of Causton. Suspicion falls on Barnstable’s visiting East London gangster, frightened that the cultural and economic hegemony of Causton might threaten the local manor.
February 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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side note, I believe that when William accedes, he will be the first direct-line Stuart to sit on the throne since 1688.

Through his mother.

Jacobites played the long game, but they won.
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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Helene Appel
Sink (With Dishes), 2024
Acrylic, oil and lacquer on linen
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Yesterday, a dog was removed from an electrical source and taken to safety by Firefighters from Kilbarrack.
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Curling is another sport I half fancy my ability to do, largely based on a lifetime’s experience of cleaning the kitchen floor.
February 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Bonesaw United getting royally humped by Slave Labour City in the Sportswashing Derby
February 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Oh great. Finally some good news
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
February 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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In today’s Beano Bananaman battles a series of different memes
February 4, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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How it started.......................................How it's going
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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"former Big Break star..."
"...John Virgo"
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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Me, watching football.
What an appalling game of football.
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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@selv.bsky.social has swears! They've used 69 profanities in their last 2,182 posts.

🥇 "bloody" (22 times)
🥈 "hell" (21 times)
🥉 "damn" (11 times)
February 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM