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Curious Iguana
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Inspirational icon, thought leader, motivational speaker and rock star.

Google Maps Level 8 guide.

http://midlifepanoramas.wordpress.com
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Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"

The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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I think #Farage is a frog-faced, xenophobic, racist, Nazi cunt, but I don’t think that in a hurtful way, not with intent, he just IS.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

It was years ago.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not in a hurtful way.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not with intent.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not genuine abuse.

😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We got to episode FOUR before any of them made anything actually good and nice? But only one of the two rounds. Still, I'm excited for my new crocheted lion costume that CP is going to make me. #GameOfWool
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The new Gemini model can solve all the NYT Puzzles. That is seriously impressive.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So, yes then?
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

It was years ago.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not in a hurtful way.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not with intent.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not genuine abuse.

😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Born between 1960 and 1990? Congratulations, you lived through the peak of human civilisation and will be dead before it inevitably collapses.
"Warming is going to exceed 1.5°C. We are heading into “overshoot” within the next few years. The world is going to become more turbulent and more dangerous. So, what comes after failure?" Some thoughts from Johan Rockstrom & me 10 years after Paris Agreement.

theconversation.com/the-world-lo...
The world lost the climate gamble. Now it faces a dangerous new reality
The world bet on collective but voluntary action to keep global warming at a safe level.
theconversation.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We saw the otters at the wildlife park today. And, ummm, well. Maybe we'll have baby otters soon.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Not many people go on holiday to Bosnia. And those that do don't go far from Sarajevo and Mostar. Of those that do find Pocitelj, even fewer stay the night. It's wonderful.

#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Snowdon, North Sea Oil Rigs, Buckingham Palace, in a tree, on a cloud, Outside lane of the M25, the pitch at Wembley...
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I'm sorry, but this particular group of people would not be having a good time in Blackpool #TheArchers
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
No one told me that being middle aged would involve a standing Amazon order for a range of different ointments
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
He really has a talent for increasing the size of stuff, doesn't he?
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November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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This is Zelenskyy's "if necessary for years, if necessary alone" moment.

A chapter in history that will be remembered both for the shame of Washington's betrayal, and for the dignity, bravery, defiance and resolve of the Ukrainian people in the face of it all.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
In first world problems, I'm trying to programme my Christmas lights with a different thing every day throughout December. But the app only allows creation of 10 playlists, so I'm going to have to do three other batches through the month.
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The vet said the dog has "a strong heart, her teeth are a long way from needing a clean and she is nice and pink".

I think those are compliments yet when I tried them in a Sheffield nightclub in 1998, I got a drink thrown over me.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I have to get up and go out in -1 weather to take the dog to the vet, which CP booked for a day that she's luxuriating in a swanky London hotel room. Fucks sake.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Current music scene darlings The Last Dinner Party may have overstretched themselves with an arena tour.

Tickets for Cardiff are currently £2.95 for Blue Light Card holders.
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Elon Musk > Shakespeare
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm on my own tonight as CP is in Big London for an Exclusive Celebrity Gala Dinner.

I think I will phone a couple of Eastern European escorts and get a gram of coke in.
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…

I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Our nearest tip is on a Oxfordshire, a 15 minute drive on a nice main road. You can just turn up.

The nearest in-county tip is Gloucestershire is a 35 minute drive cross country and single track roads. You must book 2 days in advance, with a list of the items you plan to leave.
Oxfordshire council to charge out-of-county visitors to use tips
People who live outside Oxfordshire but use its recycling centres will be charged £15 per visit.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM